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The French have the right idea about horses, as do the Koreans with dogs.

I've never understood why people look down their noses at the French and Koreans for eating horses and dogs when they're quite happy to eat lamb and pork. Pigs are more intelligent than horses and lambs are cuter than dogs.

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I've never understood why people look down their noses at the French and Koreans for eating horses and dogs when they're quite happy to eat lamb and pork. Pigs are more intelligent than horses and lambs are cuter than dogs.

I quite agree. People keep pigs as pets after all. My brother had a horse steak when we were in France, said it was quite tasty. I'm glad I narrowly missed on raw monkey brains as a child though
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Poet Laureate Carol Ann Duffy

 

'Translating the British, 2012'

 

 

A summer of rain, then a gap in the clouds

and The Queen jumped from the sky

to the cheering crowds.

               We speak Shakespeare here,

a hundred tongues, one-voiced; the moon bronze or silver,

sun gold, from Cardiff to Edinburgh

               by way of London Town,

on the Giant's Causeway;

we say we want to be who we truly are,

now, we roar it. Welcome to us.

We've had our pockets picked,

               the soft, white hands of bankers,

bold as brass, filching our gold, our silver;

we want it back.

We are Mo Farah lifting the 10,000 metres gold.

We want new running-tracks in his name.

For Jessica Ennis, the same; for the Brownlee brothers,

Rutherford, Ohuruogu, Whitlock, Tweddle,

for every medal earned,

we want school playing-fields returned.

Enough of the soundbite abstract nouns,

austerity, policy, legacy, of tightening metaphorical belts;

we got on our real bikes,

for we are Bradley Wiggins,

               side-burned, Mod, god;

we are Sir Chris Hoy,

Laura Trott, Victoria Pendleton, Kenny, Hindes,

Clancy, Burke, Kennaugh and Geraint Thomas,

               Olympian names.

We want more cycle lanes.

               Or we saddled our steed,

or we paddled our own canoe,

or we rowed in an eight or a four or a two;

our names, Glover and Stanning; Baillie and Stott;

Adlington, Ainslie, Wilson, Murray,

               Valegro (Dujardin's horse).

We saw what we did. We are Nicola Adams and Jade Jones,

bring on the fighting kids.

               We sense new weather.

We are on our marks. We are all in this together.

 

http://www.guardian....ondon?fb=optOut

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I've never understood why people look down their noses at the French and Koreans for eating horses and dogs when they're quite happy to eat lamb and pork. Pigs are more intelligent than horses and lambs are cuter than dogs.

 

Brings to mind that old gag.......................Korean meatballs really are the dogs bollox!

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