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I'm sure he is getting younger. He walked past my seat at some point last season, obviously I cowered behind some bigger boy in case Bonecrusher took a dislike to my presence but through a tiny gap I saw his face and it struck me that he looks about 12 and in the pictures taken today he still looks this age.

 

Please don't anyone tell him I said this though and if you do read this Bonecrusher, I mean no harm. Please don't kill me.

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I'm sure he is getting younger. He walked past my seat at some point last season, obviously I cowered behind some bigger boy in case Bonecrusher took a dislike to my presence but through a tiny gap I saw his face and it struck me that he looks about 12 and in the pictures taken today he still looks this age.

 

Please don't anyone tell him I said this though and if you do read this Bonecrusher, I mean no harm. Please don't kill me.

 

Wait. The guy in that article wot Diego dun posted is Jordan 'Bonecrusher' Bove?

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

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Wait. The guy in that article wot Diego dun posted is Jordan 'Bonecrusher' Bove?

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

 

Shhhuuuuuussssshhhh! He might hear you!

 

From his latest interview:

 

 

 

"I want defenders to be on edge when I'm in and around the box,"

 

Thems fighting words.

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Confindent in himself isnt he?

 

Fine line between confidence and arrogant cocky little twerp though isnt it?

 

Right then. Pre-season: JCH (if he's still here), Philli, Turner and now Bove. A chance to show what you're about then lads.

 

FWIW, i still think we're short of 1 experienced striker - a 25-30 year old with 200-300 career games, to add to that group above.

 

We start the season with just those 4 above, and still have them when the window shuts and i'll be more than a little bit worried for us.

 

Full of potential & promise, but massively lacking in experience, know-how and results.

 

Oh - and feck me - Bove looks like an Under 11's player in those photos. Has he even started shaving yet????

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Still a long way to go for the lad - he's got a very slight build and needs to rein his attitude in - at the moment it's more stroppy than outright aggressive. Hopefully he'll develop over the next 12 months if reserve football or a loan is sorted.

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Still a long way to go for the lad - he's got a very slight build and needs to rein his attitude in - at the moment it's more stroppy than outright aggressive. Hopefully he'll develop over the next 12 months if reserve football or a loan is sorted.

oh god! What have you said!? I hope for your sake he never gets wind of this!!!
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