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Im in the minority, but I couldnt give a :censored: what Paul Scholes does. He played for a club I cant stand and I never wanted him to do well.

 

Never wanted him here tbh. The amount of plastic united fans turning up would make my experience at BP a sour one.

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I have it on good authority* that Scholes will sign for the club after we've got through to the play off final. He will be there to add some depth to the bench which, in reality, means that he'll only be needed if Winchester gets injured.

 

* made up in my head

I made that up too. I also made up the fact that we start signing Van Gaal cast-offs such Rooney and Van Persie to give us options from the bench for the rare occasions when Forte and Philliskirk misfire in the Championship.

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I hope we sign him solely so I never have to hear his opinion on anything ever again

I know what you mean. When he finally offered an opinion about football, everyone raved about it. (If the man who says nothing finally pipes up, everyone is obliged to listen.) The more he speaks, the more I prefer the mystique of his silence. He's dour. He's unforgiving about players who aren't as talented as he was, which is desperately unattractive. Like a mild-mannered Roy Keane or a talented Jim Beglin.

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