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LJ in the MEN:

“If you go on a night out and three girls take a shine to you, it’s flattering. But you might have been married 10 years so it doesn’t mean you’re going to bat an eyelid.”

“I’m trying to be friendly and human, and explain how it works in any situation because hopefully this will happen 100 times, because it will mean that the club’s doing well.”

Did he say that? What a :censored:ing ridiculous comparison! :lol:

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LJ in the MEN:

“If you go on a night out and three girls take a shine to you, it’s flattering. But you might have been married 10 years so it doesn’t mean you’re going to bat an eyelid.”

“I’m trying to be friendly and human, and explain how it works in any situation because hopefully this will happen 100 times, because it will mean that the club’s doing well.”

In Barnsley's case more like three old fat slappers. Didn't one of their foreign players say something along those lines many years ago?

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More lazy journalism on a slow news day! I'm still being told that my initial information from a few days ago is the current state of play.......this just allows LJ a few more column inches to enhance his status

 

 

I have no reason to dout what you have been told however wouldnt you think that with an important away game coming up tomorrow it might be beter to come out and deny that you will be moveing and show support to your current club.

The only column inches should be about the next game and his commitment to this club.

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LJ in the MEN:

If you go on a night out and three girls take a shine to you, its flattering. But you might have been married 10 years so it doesnt mean youre going to bat an eyelid.

Im trying to be friendly and human, and explain how it works in any situation because hopefully this will happen 100 times, because it will mean that the clubs doing well.

Shag her anyway, Lee...

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I have no reason to dout what you have been told however wouldnt you think that with an important away game coming up tomorrow it might be beter to come out and deny that you will be moveing and show support to your current club.

The only column inches should be about the next game and his commitment to this club.

He has shown commitment hasn't he? Business as usual?

 

Or should he say that he has no interest whilst SC may or may not be agreeing compensation with Barnsley......the way he has dealt with it is perfect, business as usual then come out and say he isn't going anywhere followed by the usual heroes welcome at the next home game

 

From memory Big JR did it about 3 times a season

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In Barnsley's case more like three old fat slappers. Didn't one of their foreign players say something along those lines many years ago?

 

He's with a bird who he first laid eyes on around 1990 when she was absolutely stunning.

She's now seen better days and is even missing a limb (although she's having a new one made).

Most of the time it's a happy, laid back marriage but, whenever things seem to be about to go really well she'll get involved in some kind of drama out of nowhere usually because of this mate she has who hangs around outside prisons and regularly gets her into all sorts of bother.

 

He's flattered by the interest from this other woman. She is a bit better looking and all her limbs are intact but she'll be a lot more demanding and can't seem to make a relationship last even a whole season. Her accent is awful aswell and she's a bit boring in the bedroom.

 

Stay with her Lee. Your tea might not always be on the table as she does have a habit of not getting enough shopping in but you know you love her really.

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Most of the time it's a happy, laid back marriage but, whenever things seem to be about to go really well she'll get involved in some kind of drama out of nowhere usually because of this mate she has who hangs around outside prisons and regularly gets her into all sorts of bother.

 

:lol:

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He's with a bird who was he first laid eyes on around 1990 when she was absolutely stunning.

She's now seen better days and is even missing a limb (although she's having a new one made).

Most of the time it's a happy, laid back marriage but, whenever things seem to be about to go really well she'll get involved in some kind of drama out of nowhere usually because of this mate she has who hangs around outside prisons and regularly gets her into all sorts of bother.

 

He's flattered by the interest from this other woman. She is a bit better looking and all her limbs are intact but she'll be a lot more demanding and can't seem to make a relationship last even a whole season. Her accent is awful aswell and she's a bit boring in the bedroom.

 

Stay with her Lee. Your tea might not always be on the table as she does have a habit of not getting enough shopping in but you know you love her really.

Brilliant.

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He's with a bird who was he first laid eyes on around 1990 when she was absolutely stunning.

She's now seen better days and is even missing a limb (although she's having a new one made).

Most of the time it's a happy, laid back marriage but, whenever things seem to be about to go really well she'll get involved in some kind of drama out of nowhere usually because of this mate she has who hangs around outside prisons and regularly gets her into all sorts of bother.

 

He's flattered by the interest from this other woman. She is a bit better looking and all her limbs are intact but she'll be a lot more demanding and can't seem to make a relationship last even a whole season. Her accent is awful aswell and she's a bit boring in the bedroom.

 

Stay with her Lee. Your tea might not always be on the table as she does have a habit of not getting enough shopping in but you know you love her really.

Superb. Email this to the club fao LJ!!

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What happens if a girl takes a shine to you - you take a shine to her, and she turns out to be a bloke?

You're probably in Thailand and need the next flight home.

 

Have a mate well in with Barnsley who's told me Di Canio is at their training ground now. This is good news if he's right!

Terrific news if true.

 

I'm just concerned that you have a mate that's involved with Barnsley. I wouldn't advertise that fact if I were you.

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Have a mate well in with Barnsley who's told me Di Canio is at their training ground now. This is good news if he's right!

Good news for us, not good news for Barnsley

If they get PDC as manager I'd be tempted to put a bet on them to get relegated

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