Pine Villains Posted May 18, 2015 Share Posted May 18, 2015 Barry likes villains because they are fully committed - they have a plan, an ideology, no matter how twisted. They're motivated madmen, and he wants to collect them all! As soon as a bad-boy becomes available, we urge you, the Oldham Athletic community, to help Barry in his quest to bring every crook, thief, vagabond and con-artist, and build the ultimate scum shortlist. NEW ENTRY! Ricky Miller Age:26 Club Status: Sacked by Luton Town Availability: Probably, he's under investigation though. What didn't he do, Gov? He didn't slap some giddy fan or a relative of a director in the chops at the Hatters' end of season awards. Scum rating out of five stars: * Probably not bad enough, although he's one for the future. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Villains Posted May 23, 2015 Author Share Posted May 23, 2015 HATTON GARDEN CREW Club Status: 9 potential targets in custody, your honour. Availability: Absolutely none whatsoever. After this last trip down the Old Bailey, some of these will be brown bread. Match chemistry: 442 in a diamond formation. Avoid. Sunday League substitutes the lot of them, but they can't half shift some moody gold. Bags of experience but no match action, and I wouldn't trust them near the silverware. Maybe the silverware doesn't matter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Sorry to go off topic but I am disappointed at the lack of the use of the word "caper" when the Hatton Garden job has been mentioned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 Sorry to go off topic but I am disappointed at the lack of the use of the word "caper" when the Hatton Garden job has been mentioned.I see it more as, "a spectacular heist." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted May 23, 2015 Share Posted May 23, 2015 No Ealing Studios to make the film these days either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roger Ritchie Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 A load of rich people got some expensive jewels they clearly didn't need stolen (which are insured by the bank), the blokes that did it will nearly all die in prison. IF they had stolen the same amount by fraud they would get 3 years each. Sign em' up. This country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to protect property from the majority Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted May 25, 2015 Share Posted May 25, 2015 A load of rich people got some expensive jewels they clearly didn't need stolen (which are insured by the bank), the blokes that did it will nearly all die in prison. IF they had stolen the same amount by fraud they would get 3 years each. Sign em' up. This country was founded on the principle that the primary role of government is to protect property from the majority Although much of it was uninsured and owned by traders for whom it was their stock in trade rather than their property. Meanwhile in your socialist utopia..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChaddySmoker Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 Although much of it was uninsured and owned by traders for whom it was their stock in trade rather than their property. Meanwhile in your socialist utopia..... If a trader cannot insure his trading stock and assets then perhaps he shouldnt be a Capitalist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 If a trader cannot insure his trading stock and assets then perhaps he shouldnt be a Capitalist The whole point of capitalism is risk taking. In this case the cheapo insurance premium which they paid was whatever fee the safe deposit comapny charged rather than the presumably larger one which insurance companies would have wanted. They thought that woudl be adequate risk mitigation but clearly that proved an incorrect judgement. Doesn't mean though that they were rich people losing their baubles; I suspect they are kept in safe deposits in more salubrious areas than Hatton Garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I listened to an interview with an insurance broker shortly after the raid. He said that the insurance premium for assets worth £1million in a safe deposit box would be no more than £1,500. I don't have much time for anyone not getting insurance at such a low percentage of the value of the assets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bpmarko Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I listened to an interview with an insurance broker shortly after the raid. He said that the insurance premium for assets worth £1million in a safe deposit box would be no more than £1,500. I don't have much time for anyone not getting insurance at such a low percentage of the value of the assets. It gets slightly more complex if it's £1million of anyone's particular brand of ill-gotten gains Although I would bet that lots of insurance companies would be happy to take premiums, until it came to paying out anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted May 26, 2015 Share Posted May 26, 2015 I thought the point of those things was that you don't tell people what's in them? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drphibes Posted May 27, 2015 Share Posted May 27, 2015 Dave penney must now be favourite to return and help dk and Holden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 After today's goings on north of the border, everyone's favourite on-pitch mentalist Bilal Mohsni has to be on the shortlist for next seasons squad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted May 31, 2015 Share Posted May 31, 2015 Breaking news....3 Leicester players will be signing very soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted June 1, 2015 Share Posted June 1, 2015 Do you think we'd get away with calling it HMP SportsDrect.comPark and keep the sponsorship money, or would the Prison Service insist on HMP Boundary Park do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
palmer1 Posted June 4, 2015 Share Posted June 4, 2015 Ive heard a rumour that someone called Sepp Blatter wants to buy the club. apparently he has some extra cash that he needs to get rid of quick.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 5, 2015 Share Posted June 5, 2015 Sorry to go off topic but I am disappointed at the lack of the use of the word "caper" when the Hatton Garden job has been mentioned.This article is getting there http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/11652540/Hatton-Garden-heist-suspects-invite-judge-for-cup-of-tea.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted June 8, 2015 Share Posted June 8, 2015 Lee mculloch (?) Anyone? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SavageTheBeast Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Them three Leicester players have been released for racism surely on our radar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnafoafc Posted June 17, 2015 Share Posted June 17, 2015 Michael McIndoe ex Doncaster and Wolves anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted October 10, 2015 Share Posted October 10, 2015 Breaking news....3 Leicester players will be signing very soon. Them three Leicester players have been released for racism surely on our radarWhat do they say about things said in jest?It was confirmed by my source that we did try and sign Scunny's #22 Tom Hooper who was one of the players involved in the summer but Inge didn't work out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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