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Mid table obscurity.....

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2 hours ago, Bristolatic said:

Funny, isn't it? That one winds me up too, and I know it shouldn't. The incorrect use of there and their gets up my nose a bit too, but you just have to ignore it and move on. 

 

However, I like this that @Diego_Sideburns has posted once or twice (apologies for nicking it)

 

I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC.
It plane lee marks four my revue
Miss steaks aye can knot sea.

Eye ran this poem threw it,
Your sure reel glad two no.
Its vary polished in it's weigh.
My checker tolled me sew.

A checker is a bless sing,
It freeze yew lodes of thyme.
It helps me right awl stiles two reed,
And aides me when eye rime.

Each frays come posed up on my screen
Eye trussed too bee a joule.
The checker pours o'er every word
To cheque sum spelling rule.

Bee fore a veiling checker's
Hour spelling mite decline,
And if we're lacks oar have a laps,
We wood bee maid too wine.

Butt now bee cause my spelling
Is checked with such grate flare,
Their are know fault's with in my cite,
Of nun eye am a wear.

Now spelling does knot phase me,
It does knot bring a tier.
My pay purrs awl due glad den
With wrapped word's fare as hear.

To rite with care is quite a feet
Of witch won should bee proud,
And wee mussed dew the best wee can,
Sew flaw's are knot aloud.

Sow ewe can sea why aye dew prays
Such soft wear four pea seas,
And why eye brake in two averse
Buy righting want too pleas.

 

That's like trying to read and make sense of a poem written by Robert Burns. :D 

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On 3/10/2019 at 1:32 PM, whittles left foot said:

That's a shame because he does actually make some very valid points which none of the subsequent posters have managed to denigrate.

I actually did read it all, I just wanted to make my point that the job being "A piece of piss" was not one I agreed with.

He did make some good points.

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11 hours ago, deyres42 said:

Up there with non victories being described as 'totally unacceptable' even when we haven't been favourites for said match.

 

I reckon this'll catch on - "we were playing for a non victory" 

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I tihnk mid table might be a tad ambitious.

 

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