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New Manager Wanted.

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No experience necessary.

 

This is an exciting opportunity for someone to join an ambitious club on a rolling monthly contract.

 

The successful applicant will have:

An excellent remuneration package:

       - Generous starting salary with an end of month bonus (If you get to this point.....well done, you'll be the first)

       - Access to facilities at Nandos……(hot water....good selling point) 

       - A jacket with your initials on a sticker covering the initials of the previous incumbent.

       - A comfy office chair on a floor which slopes towards the door.

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9 minutes ago, mikejh45 said:

No experience necessary, full training will be given....

 

This is an exciting opportunity for someone to join an ambitious club on a rolling monthly contract.

 

The successful applicant will have:

An excellent remuneration package:

       - Generous starting salary with an end of month bonus (If you get to this point.....well done, you'll be the first)

       - Access to facilities at Nandos……(hot water....good selling point) 

       - A jacket with your initials on a sticker covering the initials of the previous incumbent.

       - A comfy office chair on a floor which slopes towards the door.

    

Just a minor tweak.!

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6 minutes ago, mikejh45 said:

 

How full can the training be in a month?

Not very. Change it to Continuing Professional Development!

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1 minute ago, singe said:

Not very. Change it to Continuing Professional Development!

 

Oh yes......now that makes the bullsh*t even more impressive.

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