League one forever Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Dave_Og said: Absolutely seriously. Loads of wood, bits falling off all over the place, very narrow gangways. I'm not going in there. And for anyone over about 5'10'' spectacularly uncomfortable. Get in Main stand upper. Look at piece of wood called a seat before I sit down. Wonder what I’m doing in there again Move along to the next seat because my knees hang over the seat in front. Wonder what i’m doing in there again Look at view, and think ‘best place to watch the game’ stand up for somebody to pass and nearly fall over backwards due to the narrowness. Sit down, and scrape both my knees on the metal bars of the seat in front. Wonder what i’m doing in there again. Go one one nil down to a shit goal and momentarily forget where I am, lean forward in despair and bang both knees on the metal bars. Go for a brew at half time, and realise I am now a cripple. Hobble back to my seat, and look at piece of wood called a seat. Start to go numb in the second half, but can’t get my legs going, because if I do I’ll knee some poor fucker in the back of the head. A golden chance to score, I’m up ready to celebrate- we miss. I sit down in a huff and hit my back on the top of the six inch patch of wood called a backrest. We lose 1-0. I wonder what I’m doing in there again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcfluff1985 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Just now, Dave_Og said: Try it when you're 6'4''.... No thanks I've got an aisle seat so I can move around a bit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, League one forever said: Get in Main stand upper. Look at piece of wood called a seat before I sit down. Wonder what I’m doing in there again Move along to the next seat because my knees hang over the seat in front. Wonder what i’m doing in there again Look at view, and think ‘best place to watch the game’ stand up for somebody to pass and nearly fall over backwards due to the narrowness. Sit down, and scrape both my knees on the metal bars of the seat in front. Wonder what i’m doing in there again. Go one one nil down to a shit goal and momentarily forget where I am, lean forward in despair and bang both knees on the metal bars. Go for a brew at half time, and realise I am now a cripple. Hobble back to my seat, and look at piece of wood called a seat. Start to go numb in the second half, but can’t get my legs going, because if I do I’ll knee some poor fucker in the back of the head. A golden chance to score, I’m up ready to celebrate- we miss. I sit down in a huff and hit my back on the top of the six inch patch of wood called a backrest. We lose 1-0. I wonder what I’m doing in there again. I wonder who's got my old main stand seat with the protruding nail..I miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Worcester Owl Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 8 hours ago, OAFC1984 said: Look a happy bunch don’t they? A mean bunch I'd say! Wouldn't fancy going for a 50/50 ball with some of that lot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OAFC1984 Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 21 minutes ago, Worcester Owl said: A mean bunch I'd say! Wouldn't fancy going for a 50/50 ball with some of that lot! Youd be alright these days I reckon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hands on Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 A tip for anyone new to the wonderful main stand: Find a seat with a replacement plastic back. Ah modern materials........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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