kentlats

I've moved out to the sticks, I know my place in the mafia hierarchy and thought it best to go while I still have my knee caps.

I'm a Frenchwood boy through and through and don't forget it.

I'm surprised you remember any of the game.

Just take Marks can't we, he doesn't use it!

How much where the train? Could be tempted by this.

I'll get my tongue pierced.

He's not comparing his performance to cancer he's saying his affect on the team is as :censored: as cancer. Not great choice of words but you're looking for attention same as when you tried to get Gordon Taylor sacked for doing his job.

Police support unit I'm led to believe.

Gotta be happy with a debut hat trick and a clean sheet!

Opposition got wind of 24's arrival so hastily pulled out meaning we had to get very drunk in the pub instead.

This is going to be fun........

No rush keeper but can swap around whenever you feel the need. I think I could sell tickets for this event......

Who cares just get a pass and some beer tokens for the bar afterwards.

I don't remember saying yes to this either, my agent hasn't mentioned anything.

Says '2 pads West London Ste'..................