jerseyblue

How cold is it there at the mo, Is it tights and thermals?!!

Has this sold out yet?!

Sure is

I went to the local brothel and asked for something kinky, I was shown into a room and then this tart stuffed a set of jump leads up my arse, it was good but I can't believe how much she charged me.

You want to get him on for the second half I tried to call him yesterday and all I could hear was shuffling (phone in pocket) When i eventually got through to him he said, I just had a run to Stretford and back!! fit as a fiddle still Sure he would score a couple of headers!!

A penguin walks into a bar and says to the bartender 'Has my brother been in'. The bar tender replies 'I dunno, what does he look like?' ______________________________________ When I was younger my dad worked on the roadworks. I was convinced he was stealing from work, but couldn't prove it. But when I got home all the signs were there. ________________________________________ They say a woman's fanny is like a shed roof...if you don't nail it hard enough it will probably end up next door! _________________________________________ I was once obsessed with stealing meat. I was once going to Morrisons and saw the juiciest sirloins on the top shelf. I was going to nick them but the steaks were too high. ______________________________________ Irish historians have discovered what they believe to be the headstone from the worlds oldest man, he was a 193 and called Miles from Dublin.

He'll be there

Thanks. Forgot to say thats my nephew with rog not me

Pic last week when we went for a drink after hearing the news.

Source? His dad Dick is/was my Grandad i don't have a scource.

Sadly Rogers dad died of cancer two weeks ago, The Funeral was on Wednesday. Not sure anyone knew of him but he was a top bloke.

Just spoke to Roger and he said the reason it was unanounced was due to the fact he wasn't defo going untill the Saturday morning for a couple of reasons! The club couldn't say for sure he would be there But he said he was overwelmed by the reaction and had a great day looked after very well and to thank everyone!

will do speak to him tomoz, going to ask him why he kept it quite aswell, he didn't tell me about it and i've been trying to get him to go for a long time!!!

I know yes ha ha He loved it though but he's really shy! Gavin took a video of it on his phone and pmsl when someone kissed his foot on the pitch!! he hates praise he gets embarresed!!!!

Thats his son btw.

Our Gavin was loving it lol!!! Free bar in the directors box.

Hope you cut and paste that !!!

Tomorrow i think. When is the replay?

Ramos facebook page.. http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/4737 ... mosya0.jpg

Paddy and Murphy in London Two Irishmen were strolling down Oxford Street in London. Paddy turns to Murphy with a look of amazement on his face and says: "Murphy, will you look at that shop over there. I thought that London was supposed to be expensive but that shop is as cheap as chips!" Murphy says: "Paddy you're right so you are. Suits £10.00, Shirts £4.00, Trousers £5.00, I think that we should buy the lot and take them back to Ireland. We would make a tidy profit selling them in Dublin, so we would." Paddy says in agreement: "Murphy that is as good an idea as you'll ever have, but I'm pretty sure that you have to pay taxes and duty on things like that. The shopkeeper will never let us have them if he thinks we're gonna export them and make our fortune, so he won't." Murphy thinks and says: "Paddy, I've got an idea! You can do the best English accent out of the pair of us. You go in there and do the talking and I'll just stand behind you and say nothing. He'll never guess we're Irish. No he won't." "OK Murphy", agrees Paddy, "I'll do the talking, you just stand there and look English." So the two go into the shop, where Paddy is greeted politely by the owner. Paddy then proceeds to do his best Warren Mitchell impression; "Alwight Guvnor, I'll 'ave 20 of yer 'Whistle un Flutes', 20 'Dickie Dirts' and 20 pairs of strides. And if yer don't mind, I'll be paying with the 380 'Pictures of the Queen' in my 'Sky Rocket'." Upon hearing this request from Paddy, the owner smiles and says to Paddy, "You're Irish aren't you?" Quite bemused, Paddy replies, "Oh be Jesus. Mary mother of Christ, if that ain't me best English accent? How in God's name did you know that we were Irish?" The owner replied, "Because this is a Dry Cleaners!" Paddy and Murphy are walking around looking for work when Paddy sees a sign, "Tree fellers wanted". Paddy says to Murphy, its a pitty theres only two of us. paddy and murphy were sailing their boat in the sea.... they both realised there was water coming into the boat through a hole, paddy grabbed a saw and started sawing another hole... murphy asks paddy why he is sawing another hole ine the boat to which paddy replies 'well u see murphy, the water is gonna come in through this hole, and go out again through that hole'

A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon. "Well," replies the man, "the Arsenal ground is very close but they're playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you'll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue. You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop. http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/1209/spurswindp1.jpg Spurs finally win a game

Jersey. Originally Sale Manchester.

Love the album!

If anyone comes across one, give us a shout wouldn't mind getting one for him

Nice one not seen that one! well before his bald patch!!!