Yeah, right, because us southerners are all ponces, aren't we? I once heard some interesting prison slang. In Cardiff prison, they have a psychological unit, to which the lags for whom prison life and the wife knocking around and what-have-you is too much can go. They call it "The Countryside", because you get a cell to yourself and none of the general hardship that you get in prison. The rest of the prison, the proper tough bits, they call "London". Bring it.