Tommy_Fent Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 (edited) Technically I could qualify to be a fan of ASSOLE or ANUS but it doesn't seem to reflect my true identity so for those few of us around the Glossop area I propose the formation of Glossop Oldham Origin Loyal Independent Elite Supporters GOOLIES will be out in force at the next home game it will always be Glossop Latics Corporation Edited February 13, 2008 by Tommy_Fent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
outoftheblue Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 After listening to the drivel that typical armchair manure fans spout after believing the media hype, I wondered if there was a club for the Collective United Newspaper & Television Supporters? (I suppose an acronym would be difficult to make up for them? ). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted February 13, 2008 Share Posted February 13, 2008 We're the Daddies: OASIS Geriatric Old Latics Diehards Qualifications: OASIS Member in the glory years Drink real ale Moan a lot about how things were better in "my day" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostofcecere Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 PS This is the best thread ever Couldn't agree more, I've laughed out loud at times! Best thread ever on here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 After listening to the drivel that typical armchair manure fans spout after believing the media hype, I wondered if there was a club for the Collective United Newspaper & Television Supporters? (I suppose an acronym would be difficult to make up for them? ). That one was actually taken by the Central University of Newcastle on Tyne when the old Polytechnics became Universities. They'd done all the branding, letterheads and so on until some bright spark spotted an inherent problem. The University of Northumbria now serves that region. I think as a friendly gesture I ought to help this amongst us who are partial to Glasgow Rangers. So let me say a hearty good morning to all you Handsome Unionist Nice Sorts out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chat-blue Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 We're the Daddies: OASIS Geriatric Old Latics Diehards Qualifications: OASIS Member in the glory years Drink real ale Moan a lot about how things were better in "my day" bet you cant admit to being a racist Roving Athletics Committed Independent Society of True Supporters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 bet you cant admit to being a racist Roving Athletics Committed Independent Society of True Supporters What's a True Supporter? Is it different from a: Super supporter? Special supporter? Real supporter? Mega Supporter? Just curious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted February 14, 2008 Share Posted February 14, 2008 bet you cant admit to being a racist Roving Athletics Committed Independent Society of True Supporters Is that a(poor) joke? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chat-blue Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Is that a(poor) joke? arnt most of the post here jokes? get a life!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 arnt most of the post here jokes? get a life!!!!!!!!! Absolutely no need for that mate!!! Have a little think about what your saying next time before you post. OASIS GOLD ...... I likes it Dave!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Croydon Hardcore Athletic Volunteer Supporters Club (Uzi Mandatory) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 As I said earlier LL ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 As I said earlier LL ...... We already have the Sarf London chapter – my headquarters providing the high quality conferencing and leisure facilities, and Tulse Hill to store the guns. I will need to consider whether with the expansion of the Sarf Croydon membership whether to create –sub-splitter splinter group. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Ashton Road Supporters Exocets Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 We already have the Sarf London chapter – my headquarters providing the high quality conferencing and leisure facilities, and Tulse Hill to store the guns. I will need to consider whether with the expansion of the Sarf Croydon membership whether to create –sub-splitter splinter group. Tulse Hill is separate from Croydon but has full membership of OASIS. Our acronym is the phontetically Oldhamised TH' OASIS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 Tulse Hill is separate from Croydon but has full membership of OASIS. Our acronym is the phontetically Oldhamised TH' OASIS. We do you mean, "our?" TH'OASIS is a one man band, whereas I could vomit in a fellow CHAVSCUM member's back garden without leaving my own. 'spect Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottantuno Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 And for those of us who don't fall into any of the above categories we will have to file a Claim for Legitimate Integration To Oldham's Reknowned Institute of Supporters clubs. Let the waiting list for C L I T O R I S start here, though many believe this association can't be found!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 And for those of us who don't fall into any of the above categories we will have to file a Claim for Legitimate Integration To Oldham's Reknowned Institute of Supporters clubs. Let the waiting list for C L I T O R I S start here, though many believe this association can't be found!! I thought that association had been proven to be a hoax thought up by a group of man-hating militant lesbian feminists in the mid 1970s? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted February 15, 2008 Share Posted February 15, 2008 I thought that association had been proven to be a hoax thought up by a group of man-hating militant lesbian feminists in the mid 1970s? It exists, oh boy does it exist! When it is found it can often lead to a lifetimes membership of Bury Latic Only Wanting Johnny's Oldham Beating Sides too. They are closely connected organisations. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 It exists, oh boy does it exist! When it is found it can often lead to a lifetimes membership of Bury Latic Only Wanting Johnny's Oldham Beating Sides too. They are closely connected organisations. I thought that location of one of the clubs resulted in exclusion of the other upon marriage? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
happyterryb Posted February 16, 2008 Share Posted February 16, 2008 (edited) As I said earlier LL ...... Fantastic post. How long did it take to do that??? This is the best post ever. !!!!! Edited February 16, 2008 by happyterryb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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