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Just heard about that little **** Ronaldo having a lazer shone at him last night and the subsequent EUFA enquiry. Reminded me of the incident at Doncaster earlier this season when some knob in the Donny end was shining a similar beam at Beresford (or was it Crossley? memory is getting worse. Cant remember whether it was the JPT or FA cup game). Did we put in a complaint about that? I seem to remember Beresford/Crossley spoke to the ref about it. And if we did complain what happened? Strange how we don't get a EUFA enquiry!

 

KtF

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speaking of (non)action from the football authorities, has there been any action taken against millwall following our visit there? Anyone know?

 

Similarly has any action been taken against dirty Leeds for their fans invading the pitch to try to get the match abandoned at the end of last season?

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Has anyone else been singing Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax whenever they see the title to this thread?

 

Mahaha-hiya

Give it to me one time now

Yeah-hea, whoa-ho ho ho ho ho

Well-ell No-ow!

 

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to to go to it

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to come

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to sock it to it

Relax ,don’t do it

When you want to come

When you want to come

 

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to to go to it

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to come

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to sock it to it

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to come

Come (oh oh oh)

 

But shoot it in the right direction (yeah yeah yeah yeah-ee-yeah)

Make making it your intention (ooh yeah, oh yeah)

Live those dreams

Scheme those schemes

Got to hit me (hit me)

Hit me (hit me)

Hit me with those laser beams

Laser beam

 

(One, two)

Relax

Don't do it

Relax

When you want to come (Come)

 

I'm Coming

I'm Coming (Yeah yeah yeah yeah-hea)

 

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to to go to it

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to come (yeah-hea)

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to sock it to it (Whoa-ho)

Relax, don’t do it (Love)

When you want to come

When you want to come

When you want to come

Come! (Hoah)

 

(Damn)

The Scene of

Or feel it

 

Relax, don’t do it

When you want to to go to it

Relax, don’t do it

 

 

Relax, don’t do it (Higher, higher)

When you want to sock it to it

Relax, don’t do it

 

One time, one time, one time

 

Come!

 

Only me then?

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Has anyone else been singing Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Relax whenever they see the title to this thread?

 

Only me then?

 

No. This thread is soundtracked to Laser Beam by the Super Furry Animals for me.

 

Anyway, laser beams can be extremely useful. If I had one I could point to where Chris Taylor should be running when he's facing a full back with the ball at his feet, or Craig Davies when he's out near the corner flag and he should be in the box.

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:lol::laught16::laught16::applause1:

 

the reality is that because the game was a champions league fixture, Eufa have jurisdiction and will conduct any inquiry. Latics on the other hand come under the Fa for the cup incident and we all know how efficient they are. Grass roots football can't get a grant of £1000.00 for new showers but they will pay a foreign manager £6,000,000 for our national team to fail again. Ah Well......

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