jsslatic Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ...stole my last Fruit Pastille. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ...stole my last Fruit Pastille. Sack him. He probably chewed it on the left when they are CLEARLY better when chewed on the right. He really hasn't got a clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wozz_oafc Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ...stole my last Fruit Pastille. what flavour was it? i bet it was a rubbish one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 ... Fruit Pastille. Are they French Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 He can’t buy his own as the only sweet shop he knows is in Sheffield, and they don’t have any in stock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Blue Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Rumour has it he staretd shouting at it before he ate it. Some people wondered how it could be so deliciously fruity after such a rollocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I'm willing to bet he only got another lemon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I heard rowntrees are going into administration, we must act now or risk the club Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I heard that is the alleged story.... however at the last minute Sean O'Driscoll nipped in and stole it over to Donny.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 I heard rowntrees are going into administration, we must act now or risk the club Forest and Leeds have acted quickly and signed all the red and black Fruit Gums. This club is a joke, Shez doesn't have the contacts to bring any oranges in which means we're stuck with yellows and greens. I'm not renewing and paying £300 to watch some second rate lime flavoured confectionary play hoofball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 but i heard he will be eating a mars bar next game so you can guarantee an extra 5000 peeps turning up from nowhere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Forest and Leeds have acted quickly and signed all the red and black Fruit Gums. This club is a joke, Shez doesn't have the contacts to bring any oranges in which means we're stuck with yellows and greens. I'm not renewing and paying £300 to watch some second rate lime flavoured confectionary play hoofball. Stop your moaning!!!! You are acting like a (jelly)Baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Wrestling with a Mars Bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted March 26, 2008 Author Share Posted March 26, 2008 Stop your moaning!!!! You are acting like a (jelly)Baby! Well you started it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Well you started it. You are getting right Pear Drops now JSS! All this talk of Lime fruit Gums - at least we arent left with 6 month old Flumps like the Bin-dippers!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 hit him with a liqourice stick! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Rumour is - the whole squad is on the bottle... the Cola-bottles... ... and (a friend of a friend told me - who is well in with the club, or so he says) get this.... Sheridan had a fizzy one.... The beggar... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I don’t like all these new coloured sweets in our team. I mean, we all know that certain ones of them don’t like it when the weather gets cold. Don’t tell the Head Steward I said that though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I heard the jelly babies in the squad had been put under curfew cos they'd been out sh*gging all sorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 I heard the jelly babies in the squad had been put under curfew cos they'd been out sh*gging all sorts. They aren’t as bad as the Lockets though. I tell you, those guys are menthol after they’ve had a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 but i heard he will be eating a mars bar next game so you can guarantee an extra 5000 peeps turning up from nowhere Quite clearly a twix - you could see it from where I was sitting... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 yer but no but yer but .... it wasnt me see michala was givin ead to one of the yoof team behind little wembley she overheard that john sheridan shoutin at himslef whilst nicking the entire contents of the teams stuff from thje dressin rooms .. I know its tru caz katy's dad a copper .. well he is a special and he is wellin woth the chief steward jock who says he aint a a jump in years .. anyway apprently Kev whos going out with Tommy Wrights aunties boyfriends brother told im that if he tells anyone about this one of the simons will get a ak47 from his mate in America and do him up like a kipper see .... but I dont know nuffin about nuffin !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 (edited) Out of the packet of Jelly Babies, 11 are damaged so there is not enough to go round. Despite the bosses offering to buy another packet, Shez cannot find a shop that has any more in stock. Edited March 26, 2008 by singe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Out of the packet of Jelly Babies, 11 are damaged so there is not enough to go round. Despite the bosses offering to buy another packet, Shez cannot find a shop that has any more in stock. Indeed. because of this Shez was seen staring confused down a tube of cardboard yesterday - only smarties have the answer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted March 26, 2008 Share Posted March 26, 2008 Quite clearly a twix - you could see it from where I was sitting... I see what you did there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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