R.O.A.M Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 I've done the test we were pissing it at 3-0 so thought why not I'll give odds of 6/4 I get some bad news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 All the STI's I have have yet to be discovered so im safe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 After LL was accused of smoking in the Paddock last week and the stewards mentioning doing a DNA test on the fag end .... you can imagine what I thought as I was offered a little plastic cup as I walked into the groound. Wouldn't put it past the Stewards around the Police box .... worse than ever yesterday!! I asked to see their Customer Charter yesterday .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 They asked me to take the test, and they were trying to wind me up about it (especially the cocky looking girl in the main stand). So i tokk a pot off her, walked round the corner and filled it with orange fanta which was watered down. I handed it back to her, but as she was starting to fill in the paperwork, i took the lid off and started drinking it. I thought she was going to throw up. Highly amusing for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 ..........especially the cocky looking girl Excuse the pun, You didnt whip it out did you Wayne ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste1987 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 Me and our kid were pissing ourselves laughing at that announcement. The bizzarest thing I've heard in years. One guy in the NSM ran up the steps after the raffle was drawn shouting "dad, you've won the clamyidia raffle!" Comedy at its best. Especially with some of the looks they got Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boundaryblue80 Posted March 30, 2008 Share Posted March 30, 2008 One guy in the NSM ran up the steps after the raffle was drawn shouting "dad, you've won the clamyidia raffle!" Comedy at its best. Especially with some of the looks they got Funniest thing I've read on here for a good while! Would pay to see that humour on display! I just childlishly chuckled away to myself at the Johnnies floating onto the pitch and predicted that Chris Taylor would slip on one in the area claiming a penalty. Also found it amusing when the ref went over to one and stamped on it....prompting my comment to my mates of "can't be very good condoms if that p**** can burst them!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_latics Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 The best bit was if you are tested you get entered into a draw to win a signed ball, you can imagine " now then sir there is some good news and some bad news " Which one? Left or right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Could have given them a pint of Clayton Green lager instead - it's basically the same. And the price takes the piss, so there you go. Carlsberg £2.36 a pint - you're having a giraffe aintcha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Carlsberg £2.36 a pint - you're having a giraffe aintcha! JOHNEEEE, JOHNEEEE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste1987 Posted March 31, 2008 Share Posted March 31, 2008 Funniest thing I've read on here for a good while! Would pay to see that humour on display! I just childlishly chuckled away to myself at the Johnnies floating onto the pitch and predicted that Chris Taylor would slip on one in the area claiming a penalty. Also found it amusing when the ref went over to one and stamped on it....prompting my comment to my mates of "can't be very good condoms if that p**** can burst them!" Made me laugh as the guy shouting it was about 25 haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaskedOwl Posted April 1, 2008 Share Posted April 1, 2008 I thought it was a really good idea. Even if it only benefits a handful of people. Me and my mates all gave a sample. Thought the latics keyring with a condom in the back was a nice touch, ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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