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Slightly pedantic of me as I get the point you are both making but cheapest matchday ticket price next season will be £17 (if bought in advance), not the quoted £20.

 

Thought it was worth mentioning so we know the true prices when trying to persuade Jarko Potentiallaticsfanovic to come to BP :grin:

 

That's actually a very valid point and you are right to make it. Indeed, for the last few seasons the cheapest ticket has been £14, something I always thought wasn't made enough of when the £20 figure was spoken about almost as if there was no other choice.

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RIGHT, it's confession time guys & gals - i'm sorry to say that JARKO SWEETLEFTFOOTOVIC doesn't exist.

 

Shock horror i know, but alas it's true.

 

I made up the name in keeping with the clubs new policy of made up names at reserve level (Diaz, Jesus, Bergmann, Danny KNight!!!!) - to protect the true identity of the player & stop stealing little mitts from Donny or Leeds getting their hands on our new Pole.

 

I can hearby announce that our new Polish player, LM / LW is...................

 

Slobadan Djmyleftfootisokbuti'llprobablyendupplayingontherightanywaysochristaylorcanstayontheleftovic.

Sorry for any confusion regarding this matter, i hope all is now clear.

 

 

 

 

 

I'm off to start saving so i can have Slobadan's full name on my Flo Yellow top next season, Thanks :D

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Its easy this scouting lark. Bang in Polish Left sided midfielder on Google you get Pawel Sasin age 25 this year 5' 9" left sided plays fullback or left midfield/wing former under 21 international.. Would be funny if it was him. ?????????????

I will make a mental note to ask the next guy I pass coming out of my local shop wearing work overalls and carrying a slab of lager on his shoulder all about him.

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Its easy this scouting lark. Bang in Polish Left sided midfielder on Google you get Pawel Sasin age 25 this year 5' 9" left sided plays fullback or left midfield/wing former under 21 international.. Would be funny if it was him. ?????????????

 

And we'd be able to adapt and adopt a Marillion Song in his tribute.

 

Pav Sasin, Pav Sa-a-a-sin.

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He's already a cult here. Has anyone unearthed the Youtube video of him and his adoring crowd yet?

 

I hope he can life up to the billing and not bugger up his first kick of the ball, or he'll back in Poland before you can say Jarko Myleftfoo....

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Largish Polish population in Oldham for years, but keep quiet. Tesco Westwood has an aisle of Polish produce to meet local demand. So yeah you are wrong.

 

I stand corrected. It's not the first time I've been wrong on owtb today - In a poll on another thread I said Leeds would get their points back! :grin::bblue2::dance::applause1:

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