rosa Posted June 13, 2008 Share Posted June 13, 2008 Not content with managing the team, Slaven Bilic (and his band) have also done Croatia's official song Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) Meanwhile at the The Dutch angel is way out in front as the French take on a reflective mood about what might have been after a new supply for the French squad's 'Billy Big Boots' arrives too late to stop the rot. Not forgetting the Croats who are still reflecting on last night's stunning victory Edited June 13, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 13, 2008 Author Share Posted June 13, 2008 (edited) Day Eight and the Greeks prepare to put on a brave face against the Russians who seem to be all talk, whereas Versus looks like a much more intriguing encounter. Elsewhere the Croats' party continues, regardless of the red eyes. Edited June 14, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Whilst this thread is obviously nothing but the delusional ramblings of a Marmite-crazed mind, I must admit I find it strangely compelling for some reason I have yet to put my finger on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Whilst this thread is obviously nothing but the delusional ramblings of a Marmite-crazed mind, I must admit I find it strangely compelling for some reason I have yet to put my finger on. Is it Diego's gay signature picture? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwentySixBlack Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Is it Diego's gay signature picture? That must to to make it a more "inclusive" thread, what with the liberal sprinking of blart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 Whilst this thread is obviously nothing but the delusional ramblings of a Marmite-crazed mind, I must admit I find it strangely compelling for some reason I have yet to put my finger on. Croatia fever is spreading like Marmite all over the Midlands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 Whilst this thread is obviously nothing but the delusional ramblings of a Marmite-crazed mind, I must admit I find it strangely compelling for some reason I have yet to put my finger on. I reckon your chances of putting your dirty fingers on any of Diego's featured fans are pretty slim leesy. Even if you do dress in drag again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted June 14, 2008 Share Posted June 14, 2008 I reckon your chances of putting your dirty fingers on any of Diego's featured fans are pretty slim leesy. Even if you do dress in drag again. I dunno, I reckon he's got a chance with Tubby Tintin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 Everything's coming up tulips for the Dutch as they motor on, safe in the knowledge that they can slip into neutral and allow their second string to stall in the final Group game, resulting in the elimination of both France and Italy at a stroke. In case you're wondering what the Croats are doing............................they're still celebrating the defeat of Germany. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) All the fans (apart from the RRE crew) love a drummer. The Swedish captain of the beer team revelled in the new responsibility. Several big hands for the Swedes were deserved for coming back from behind: Then those horns drooped in stoppage time. Two up front were exposed for Spain and, after flattering to deceive, added two extra points to the one which appeared to be inevitable. And a Spaniard goes off with his girlfriend to celebrate the exciting climax. Meanwhile the celebration is still going on in Croatia. Edited June 15, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) Freddie Ljungberg, still coming to terms with that late Spanish winner, reflects on a Greek girl with four arms. Another Greek is philosophical about tonight’s tragedy. The Greek coach adjusts his syrup of figs in readiness for that press conference. Russian girls are happy to stay in the beauty contest while their cheeky girl compatriots demonstrate ‘The Farmyard Hokey’ with the help of one of chubby Tintin's mates. Over in Croatia that celebration is still going on. Edited June 15, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 14, 2008 Author Share Posted June 14, 2008 Day Nine and the trains wait to take home those eliminated at the first stage. Always keen to listen to complaints from people in the game, UEFA reacts to accusations that the ball used so far is too light. Two of today’s contestants prepare to learn their fate Switzerland’s fate is known already, but that’s no reason to stop flying the flag and the Portuguese can continue to entertain England fans from the top of the Group. A German woman regrets buying that fluo yellow shirt and has fallen out of love with the beautiful game, following that defeat to…………..let me see, who was it? Ah yes, I remember…..the country smaller than Scotland Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 15, 2008 Author Share Posted June 15, 2008 After a Czech girl points out to Jan Koller the location of the goals, he duly obliges. It saves time queuing and missing the second goal if you hold one in each hand She thought it wasn’t worth all that trouble of using face paint - oh she of little faith! What looked like roasted Turkey turned into delicious Turkish delight to give the bounced Czechs food for thought. The Swiss have put on a good show as co-hosts and were rewarded with two beauties at the final whistle as Big Phil begins to doubt that Fergie watch he bought in a pub. Ronaldo challenges the Press to produce evidence that he is only in it for the money. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 15, 2008 Author Share Posted June 15, 2008 Day Ten and it’s apparent that Germany and Austria need to try something different to stay in the tournament. These two nations are supposed to be at each other’s throats, not tongues! In Croatia the Germany victory celebrations came to an official end at midnight to enable everyone to prepare to watch the lads take on Poland. The Poles are hoping to gate-crash the quarter finals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 The contestants in tonight’s final round before the knock-out stage make their way to the stadia. Time to refill the tank after all that celebrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 A brief moment in the sunlight and then the reality clouds appear again from over the German border. but the ride was great while it lasted. Germany never looked like getting a hatful, but an effort of wunderbrabar proportions made all the difference to the overall look. Pole dancing short-lived tonight as the Croats had plenty in reserve up front. Little Croatia nailed on for the quarter-finals and still looking full of flair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 If Werder Bremen forward Ivan Klasnic, who was born in Germany, plays he will be the first player to be picked for a European Championship following a kidney transplant. Nice one Ivan! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 (edited) I love to go a-wandering Along the mountain track And as I go, I love to sing My knapsack on my back Val-deri, val-dera Val-deri, val-dera, Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, Val-deri, val-dera My knapsack on my back The Austrian Happy Wanderer is knackered after all that singing A Polish fan loses his appetite and his mate cannot jest any longer. Other Polish fans prepare for the bumpy journey home. Meanwhile in the alternative tournament, the press clamour round the victorious Austrians. Edited June 16, 2008 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 16, 2008 Author Share Posted June 16, 2008 Day Eleven approaches and the Dutch lads continue to amuse each other. Is that Van Nistelrooy joining in the fun with the ruud boys? These free travel passes are OK but where‘s the bloody bus got to? An idea Markoasis might like to develop for next season. Le coq is definitely looking worried and the Azzurri hope the luck spreads into the quarter-final and keeps them out of the brown stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 At the start of the tournament Austria hoped for visible support and a big hand, and it was not disappointed as even Austria’s finest made an appearance and one went through the pain barrier but did not turn his back on the team. The beach football proves to be as popular as ever As the Austrian rearguard holds firm and the keeper shows fine form but, as always, the Germans insist on flaunting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Germany was expecting a hatful of ballacks but it took a real cracker to win it. Whether it’s stretch marks or a map of the Alps, the Germans are looking smug. Respect where it’s due with one co-host and the official hostesses but the Swiss blokes lose interest in the tournament and go out clubbing again. Meanwhile Turkish delight shows no sign of subsiding and we know what they’re doing again in Croatia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 I've said it once, and I'll say it again... iAY CARAMBA! More please Terry, if it exposes me as the dirty perv that I am - so be it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maddog Posted June 17, 2008 Share Posted June 17, 2008 Slags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted June 17, 2008 Author Share Posted June 17, 2008 Slags Is that experienced football manager speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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