saddylatic Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 if my knowledge of english is correct the sentence should read: The data shows that, last week, the fairies massacred 1000 pixies ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 or ..the data shows that. Last week Mugabe murdered 1000 MDC supporters. Bit of politics there, bit of politics. I am guessing the Pixies and Fairies was substituted. I am also guessing as it's work and pensions some asylum thing going on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 if my knowledge of english is correct the sentence should read: The data shows that, last week, the fairies massacred 1000 pixies ? Your knowledge of English is indeed wonderful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoytonBlueLad Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Price of my latest bill(s) British Gas are working my back orifice....... Probably They've got some proper people in to do the work now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 We must remove ourselves from the moral content of such sentences and get the grammar right. Rick, the Fishul Report don't want you. Do you want fries with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 i work in airport security and yes i carry a gun :security: and i also check people with the x-ray machine and their luggage too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 i work in airport security and yes i carry a gun :security: and i also check people with the x-ray machine and their luggage too Translation: I am a security guard at my local supermarket, and I carry a walkie-talkie that doesn't work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I work at McDonalds. It is gr8. You git 2 sea loadsa fit burds and get free food to. If i can get the money your on, gizza job!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jokerjevic Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 i am a farrier,out and about.its great. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Translation: I am a security guard at my local supermarket, and I carry a walkie-talkie that doesn't work. you forget where i live ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martjs Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Just handed in my notice in from a office job in manchester which has bored me to tears, mainly because there is no responsibility or enough to do does anyone actually do or reccomend any exciting jobs out there? Otherwise it looks like ill be heading to another office for more of the same on slightly more money! If I were you, I would travel the world for a while. I work at the second largest commercial aircraft manufacturer in the world ("We're #2!") but I'm still in an office... Although I have travelled to a few countries in Asia and the Middle East as part of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 you forget where i live ? Have I made some sort of categorical error? Are there no supermarkets in Tel Aviv? Is the need for airport security so great that they'll give anyone a go at it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bluearmyof1 Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty doesn't know Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 milkman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcmetty Posted June 19, 2008 Share Posted June 19, 2008 Management consultant - this week Birmingham, next week Dusseldorf. Wouldn't say it was fun though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 errr I Manage 600+ bedrooms for a University ....... can be fun, sometimes how about you putting in a few spy cameras in the girls room ,as we all know what they get up to at uni then let us know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYLEOAFC Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 (edited) For a profession, I am mainly overly Critical of football managers and go about this in a sometimes keyboard warrior like way! I also have a sideline working In Local Government (Recycling Officer) and occasionally feature on the box doing bizarre things with rubbish. I wanted to be a Teacher when I was a kid, that might help you understand my misgivings lol I am the pukka Pie lover on the far right! I guess i am going to have to watch my back for the happy clappers taking revenge now next season lol Edited June 21, 2008 by KYLEOAFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Macca Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 i work in airport security and yes i carry a gun :security: and i also check people with the x-ray machine and their luggage too You mean you get to feel men up every time that machine bleeps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYLEOAFC Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 (edited) You mean you get to feel men up every time that machine bleeps? I wouldnt joke Macca, have you seen the size of his gun??? lol erm....nothing to declare... Edited June 21, 2008 by KYLEOAFC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 i thankfully now sell tunes instead of being in stressville best personal move ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevie_J Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 ...(Recycling Officer)... Is that a euphemism for binman? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYLEOAFC Posted June 21, 2008 Share Posted June 21, 2008 Is that a euphemism for binman? God I wish! lol Nah I really am the one on the right of the pic. My role really is educational promotional and mainly strategically based. Although I have been known to wear a hi-vis jacket from time to time lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flytrap Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Is that Fred Dibnah to your right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYLEOAFC Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 Is that Fred Dibnah to your right? Unfortunately not lol Although having said that he’s just as eccentric and passionate about his work! Fred Dibnah however was a legend! “ Just look at the architecture on those Victorian bridges” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted June 22, 2008 Share Posted June 22, 2008 I work as a consistent owtb post reader and sidline as a fraud manager for a large mail order company........... Whoever thought of the line honesty is the best policy wants to see some of our stats ....... 2 in 10 people in 'inner city' or large housing estates are committing some kind of fraud. . . keeps me busy though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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