oafc_ok Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I like to have a back-up in case my blood levels get too high As I've mentioned before, I am in fact possibly the best person in the world at taking booze into restricted areas. If I could bottle it, I would sell it. Or perhaps drink it. You just hand them your booze, and use the Force to make them search the none-booze things you have with you. I used to have a similar gift, which enabled me to gain entrance to away games at child prices. Unfortunately it ran out sometime after my 28th birthday and it shows no sign of returning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 ..stewards at the cricket are always amazed that I last all day on cans of red bull and bottles of so-called water!!! I am still in awe of the enormous Lancastrian guy who took one of those massive office water system bottles into the Twenty20 final at the Oval a few years ago, filled with "orange." I think those things hold about 5 gallons It was a random chance that me and Tulsehill happened to make the acquaintance of Pukka at Peterborough away on the day when he was the drunkest person in the world when he entered the ground, and we were the champions when we left it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 See link: http://www.mastersfootball.com/northwestmasters_2008.htm Cheers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I like to have a back-up in case my blood levels get too high As I've mentioned before, I am in fact possibly the best person in the world at taking booze into restricted areas. If I could bottle it, I would sell it. Or perhaps drink it. You just hand them your booze, and use the Force to make them search the none-booze things you have with you. Getting an eight pack of stella into the tramps last season was pretty good.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 I've got a Citeh fan and a United fan coming with me, shall i bring them into the middle of the Latics section or stay away? (or i could just ditch them :P ) I've got one manure and three citeh massive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Getting an eight pack of stella into the tramps last season was pretty good.. Well, it was my Official Birthday! Good job M_OAFC Snr and co didn't forget I was hitching with them on the way home after I stopped to give you a spare or it would have been a long walk home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Cheers Become a member and send a cheque off to them. You get 10% discount and don't have to pay a booking fee or postage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted June 23, 2008 Share Posted June 23, 2008 Become a member and send a cheque off to them. You get 10% discount and don't have to pay a booking fee or postage more money for luke warm larger then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Become a member and send a cheque off to them. You get 10% discount and don't have to pay a booking fee or postage Get's even better , I will get this sorted today So just to confirm , Block 109 ? is that the place to be ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Get's even better , I will get this sorted today So just to confirm , Block 109 ? is that the place to be ? It's unreserved seating so there's no need to request a particular block. Block 109 seems the place to be on the day though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Get's even better , I will get this sorted today So just to confirm , Block 109 ? is that the place to be ? No seating restrictions matey..... just first in to claim the prime seating.... 109 has always been the home end, but if we get in and 2000 Leeds have already occcupied it... head to the other end which is traditionally quieter (furthest away from the doors) What we have to do is send in the biggest, loudest, scariest fan we have to make sure no-one comes within a 200 seat radius of block 109 - very relieved to hear you are actually going... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 No seating restrictions matey..... just first in to claim the prime seating.... 109 has always been the home end, but if we get in and 2000 Leeds have already occcupied it... head to the other end which is traditionally quieter (furthest away from the doors) What we have to do is send in the biggest, loudest, scariest fan we have to make sure no-one comes within a 200 seat radius of block 109 - very relieved to hear you are actually going... So basically we have to sing "You'll never take block 109" or if that doesnt wind em up "Come and ave a go if you think your ard e-nuff" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 So basically we have to sing "You'll never take block 109" or if that doesnt wind em up "Come and ave a go if you think your ard e-nuff" .. or make Beardy and Lees dress up in the outfits in your sig again, and dump em in the block early doors.... no-one will come anywhere near.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 .. or make Beardy and Lees dress up in the outfits in your sig again, and dump em in the block early doors.... no-one will come anywhere near.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 .. or make Beardy and Lees dress up in the outfits in your sig again, and dump em in the block early doors.... no-one will come anywhere near.... Could be a good way to smuggle booze in, who's going to frisk them!?!?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Could be a good way to smuggle booze in, who's going to frisk them!?!?! I have just registered , how long does it take to get yer membership number ? Also normally at the MEN the sell booze inside or am i missing summatt ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I have just registered , how long does it take to get yer membership number ? Also normally at the MEN the sell booze inside or am i missing summatt ? I think it took a couple of hours for mine. They do sell booze, but the rate LL drinks, he would need the budget of Robert Mugabe's 'Election Campaign' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I have just registered , how long does it take to get yer membership number ? Also normally at the MEN the sell booze inside or am i missing summatt ? It was £4 a bottle at the darts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 It was £4 a bottle at the darts How much ! it's not usually that much and i was only at the MEN recently for the Heaven & Hell gig ...........anyway who is in charge of bringing in the contraband liquor then ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 How much ! it's not usually that much and i was only at the MEN recently for the Heaven & Hell gig ...........anyway who is in charge of bringing in the contraband liquor then ? One of your bitches Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspiral_Carpet Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 One of your bitches He said liquor not licker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAV Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Doors open at 6.30 for a 7.30 start,so there will be plenty of time for pre tourny drinks in the printworks or in Shambles Square Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 Doors open at 6.30 for a 7.30 start,so there will be plenty of time for pre tourny drinks in the printworks or in Shambles Square Aye, and it's about 18 minutes on the train as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Markoasis Posted June 24, 2008 Share Posted June 24, 2008 I get into Manchester just after 3pm .... is that enough time for drinks?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 26, 2008 Share Posted June 26, 2008 Buttplugs. I committed to a barbeque that day to see the work my friends have done to their place in the couple of years since I was last there. I have a feeling I may actually have suggested that they invite us. If their house burned down when they were out, however Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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