stebuzz Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 police have arrested a 27 year old man after DNA was found on a pair of trackie bottoms found amongst sheep. two joggers phoned the police after a man was seen in suspicious circumstances. a spokesman said penetration of an animal carries a poss. 2 year sentence. perhaps they are looking for his wellies now. the incident wasnt in wales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 the incident wasnt in wales. Yorkshire? Derby? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardlelatic Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Exile ... You been on a day trip To Chislehurst in Bromley buddy ?? .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDdErZ Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Sounds pretty baaabaric to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 For the avoidance of any doubt, this repugnant crime was committed a full 9.5 miles by road from where I work, and the suspect lives around a full 3.7 miles away from where I do. I trust that this will put an end to any groundless suspicions of my involvement. I will further add that regardless of my surname, no more than an 8th of my ancestry can be traced back to Anglesey. Thank you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDdErZ Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 leeslover id take your explanation as spiel (a usually high-flown talk or speech, esp. for the purpose of luring people to a sale or a pitch) You carnt pull the wool over our eyes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 You carnt pull the wool over our eyes. Ewe'll be singing a different tune when you are in London next month Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KiDdErZ Posted July 18, 2008 Share Posted July 18, 2008 Lol aye not long now, less than two weeks until i start complaining about my feet on a daily basis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 For the avoidance of any doubt, this repugnant crime was committed a full 9.5 miles by road from where I work, and the suspect lives around a full 3.7 miles away from where I do. Yorkshire? Derby? That London would have been my third guess - the things they get up to down there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted July 19, 2008 Share Posted July 19, 2008 Exile ... You been on a day trip To Chislehurst in Bromley buddy ?? .... I can confirm I was not in that neck of the woods , prefer more of a Welsh or Yorky type personally, the wool is much softer when you comb it through your fingers and ......... better stop at this point Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stebuzz Posted July 19, 2008 Author Share Posted July 19, 2008 I can confirm I was not in that neck of the woods , prefer more of a Welsh or Yorky type personally, the wool is much softer when you comb it through your fingers and ......... better stop at this point [/quote the story reminded me of that song the locals sing in the film STRAW DOGS. 1971. now some men they likes women and some men they likes boys, but my loves warm and wonderful and makes a BAAAAA- ING noise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted July 25, 2008 Share Posted July 25, 2008 was he wearing a leeds shirt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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