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9th October, 2071

 

Franco Deutsch European Union England Division North West Sub Division Section 'C'

Mohammed Smith's Ozone Protection Cream New Blackpool Seasiders 12-17 Ben Shaw's D&B Oldham Phoenix 2021 Ltd

 

A fairly low scoring game (under the 2056 multiball rules) bringing the Firebirds victory at New Blackpool's seaside stadium at Leyland. Unfortunately I choke on my false teeth on the way home in my stretch hover car - one of the four young starlets with me spends a trifle too long using my face as a seat and a long and distinguished life is brought to a halt.

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Deathdate informs me that I shall be dying on the 6th July 2036.

 

This will be shortly after the European Championships in Germany, which we will fail to qualify, and before our opening game in Conference 2 (North) football against Skipton.

 

shame you miss the Skipton game, my son scores a screamer in the last minute

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While singing 'Oldham 'til I die' during the rarely wrong Chron and Rochdale Observer Rose Bowl game.

 

P.S. Stuart Pike's commentary on the Championship-winning game against Sheffield Wednesday to be played at my funeral.

 

Is it possible to get a copy of that commentary??

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9th October, 2071

 

Franco Deutsch European Union England Division North West Sub Division Section 'C'

Mohammed Smith's Ozone Protection Cream New Blackpool Seasiders 12-17 Ben Shaw's D&B Oldham Phoenix 2021 Ltd

 

A fairly low scoring game (under the 2056 multiball rules) bringing the Firebirds victory at New Blackpool's seaside stadium at Leyland. Unfortunately I choke on my false teeth on the way home in my stretch hover car - one of the four young starlets with me spends a trifle too long using my face as a seat and a long and distinguished life is brought to a halt.

After the floods have left us as the pre-eminant club in the country, it will be during the champions league semi-final second leg game at Kathmandu Academicals, just as we go into an unassailable 4-1 aggregate lead with 30 seconds to go. Just my luck to miss the final in Inverness :bigcry:

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Walsall at the bescot on 2nd May 2009.

 

Table before the game:

 

Leicester 91

Leeds 90

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Latics 89

 

 

Latics game vs Walsall is put back 15 minutes due to crowd congestion.

 

Goal at Gresty road. Crewe 1 Leicester 0 (Zola 33)

Goal at Ellend road. Leeds 1 Northampton 0 (Beckford 44)

 

HT At the bescot- Gutted (0-0) Latics are on top, but Demontenac has missed a good chance.

 

Goal at Gresty Road - Crewe 2 Leicester 0 (Scumacher 59)

Goal at Ellend Road - Leeds 1 Northampton 1 (Akinfatwa)

 

Latics haveing to cope with a lot of walsall pressure.

 

16.56 - Full Time at gresty road.

16.58 - 7 minutes into injury time... Leeds 1 Northampton 2 (Akinfatwa) The ref an leagues ploy to add on as much time as possible for leeds Backfires!)

16.59 - Full time at Elland Road.

 

17.01- Taylor on a run..... inside to whittaker, neat ball out wide to Eardley. Eardleys long back into the box, theres a scramble - laid out wide to Smalley he hits it...

 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

My head actually explodes and I die before seeing us lift the trophy.

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shame you miss the Skipton game, my son scores a screamer in the last minute

 

My Daughter scores a hat trick in that game to. I always thought my supermodel wife must be doing stuff with the postman as my Daughter didn’t get her sporting ability and good looks from me.

 

I die on December 26th 2037 after opening a parcel whilst musing on why the postman was delivering stuff on a bank holiday. I miss our boxing day win against FC Bindippers. My daughter plays through the grief to score a 95th min penalty.

 

It’s not all bad for me though; I am reincarnated as a coyote and spot the wife and the postman on the holiday they paid for with my insurance pay out. I do what comes naturally to Coyote’s and eat them both. I then put the rest of the insurance money on black at a Vegas casino, come away with $2,000,000,000 Euros and bank roll future Latics to Universal glory. First signing is Martian star player Flipfloparoo for more money than we can currently imagine.

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Walsall at the bescot on 2nd May 2009.

 

Table before the game:

 

Leicester 91

Leeds 90

-------------------

Latics 89

Latics game vs Walsall is put back 15 minutes due to crowd congestion.

 

Goal at Gresty road. Crewe 1 Leicester 0 (Zola 33)

Goal at Ellend road. Leeds 1 Northampton 0 (Beckford 44)

 

HT At the bescot- Gutted (0-0) Latics are on top, but Demontenac has missed a good chance.

 

Goal at Gresty Road - Crewe 2 Leicester 0 (Scumacher 59)

Goal at Ellend Road - Leeds 1 Northampton 1 (Akinfatwa)

 

Latics haveing to cope with a lot of walsall pressure.

 

16.56 - Full Time at gresty road.

16.58 - 7 minutes into injury time... Leeds 1 Northampton 2 (Akinfatwa) The ref an leagues ploy to add on as much time as possible for leeds Backfires!)

16.59 - Full time at Elland Road.

 

17.01- Taylor on a run..... inside to whittaker, neat ball out wide to Eardley. Eardleys long back into the box, theres a scramble - laid out wide to Smalley he hits it...

 

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

My head actually explodes and I die before seeing us lift the trophy.

 

Knowing my luck it would be about 30 seconds before we kick off in the champions league final against Barca(Jonny P tries to revive me but I'm a gonner).

If not,about 20 minutes after pukka

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Knowing my luck it would be about 30 seconds before we kick off in the champions league final against Barca(Jonny P tries to revive me but I'm a gonner).

If not,about 20 minutes after pukka

Still long enough for you to overtake Methusalah as the oldest man ever isn't it though? 1975 my arse!

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