leeslover Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I saw him leaving the ground on Saturday, and naturally enquired as to whether his bollocks were holding together in a satisfactory manner. “Just about,” was the reply. I will bring you any further updates about the state of Lee Hughes’ plums as soon as I receive them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jorvik_latic Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I saw him leaving the ground on Saturday, and naturally enquired as to whether his bollocks were holding together in a satisfactory manner. “Just about,” was the reply. I will bring you any further updates about the state of Lee Hughes’ plums as soon as I receive them. You're going to be receiving Lee Hughes' plums?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 You're going to be receiving Lee Hughes' plums?? Yep, I'm not wasting my money on teabags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 I saw him leaving the ground on Saturday, and naturally enquired as to whether his bollocks were holding together in a satisfactory manner. “Just about,” was the reply. I will bring you any further updates about the state of Lee Hughes’ plums as soon as I receive them. This thread sounds like you are talking a load of bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pdw76 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 This thread sounds like you are talking a load of bollocks Let's just hope he recovers enough to get a few more 'in the bag'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Yep, I'm not wasting my money on teabags. that'll go over a few heads here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 that'll go over a few heads here! definitely wont go over Leeslovers head though... straight towards by the sound of things.... Honestly... yet again lees takes cultured chat to new levels... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 The sooner we get Leeslover the sac the better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 The sooner we get Leeslover the sac the better. ........and that post is absolute nuts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 You can all joke about it guys, but the long and short of the matter is that Hughes' bollocks are becoming more and more of a problem at the club...I've been reliably informed that Rico was forced out because Hughesy noticed his astonishing balls after the Burnely game and demanded his immediate exile from the club...Shez bowed to the pressure and Rico was gone...the same happened with Demar and now it's happening with JP... The whole problem would be alleviated if Hughes stopped being such a Billy Big Balls about everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 You can all joke about it guys, but the long and short of the matter is that Hughes' bollocks are becoming more and more of a problem at the club...I've been reliably informed that Rico was forced out because Hughesy noticed his astonishing balls after the Burnely game and demanded his immediate exile from the club...Shez bowed to the pressure and Rico was gone...the same happened with Demar and now it's happening with JP... The whole problem would be alleviated if Hughes stopped being such a Billy Big Balls about everything. Give it a rest will you , you are becoming a complete scrote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 that'll go over a few heads here! Above the scrotes maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Above the scrotes maybe. I'm sure Diego will comment soon... after all, he is the founder member of BALLS. he's always looking at BALLS, there are loads of em in the midlands.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
longtimeblue Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 100% bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 100% bollocks Personally I rate them at no more than 50/50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 100% bollocks Personally I rate them at no more than 50/50 Some I have seen appeared to have none at all in the tackle . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 If the problem is only with one of them, wouldn't that be 75%? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest oa_exile Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 If the problem is only with one of them, wouldn't that be 75%? Your guess is as good as mine so I would say probably a 50/50 chance on which one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 If the problem is only with one of them, wouldn't that be 75%? By that calculation those with three would be 225% - a clear case of giving more than 100%. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 15, 2008 Author Share Posted September 15, 2008 By that calculation those with three would be 225% - a clear case of giving more than 100%. Even King Kev could only get 110% out of his players, and that’s from one of the world’s leading authorities in the field of Total Bollocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoeLatics Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 Castrate the begger! We'll be fine then! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 i wonder if he sing's a song to them , like Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernica Posted September 15, 2008 Share Posted September 15, 2008 (edited) i wonder if he sing's a song to them , like Swing Low, Sweet Chariot" My fear is that he will fail a couple of late fitness testes at Hartlepool. Edited September 15, 2008 by Guernica Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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