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Ashley Cole a rentboy

Hes mobile always on

and when he's shagging Tweedy

He thinks if Elton John.

 

Funniest one I ever heard was Mad Si at Palace Away - Must have been in the Eighties (that's the 1980s for you younguns).

 

I am mad

I am mad

I brush my teeth

With a Brillo Pad

 

:grin:

 

Notice the sparkle in that smiley?

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As much as their club is a laughing stock right now, the Newcastle fans make me grin with this...

 

Sunday Monday Habib Beye

Tuesday Wednesday Habib Beye

Thursday Friday Habib Beye

Saturday, Habib Beye, rocking all week with you!

 

 

Also, though I doubt the credentials of this one, apparently Man City sang this when crazy Thaksin was in charge, to the tune of Dub Be Good To Me by Beats International...

 

Talk Thai Boss Wok Jam Nitty Gritty

Frank Is a Thai And He Loves Man City

He's From Bangkok

He's From Bangkok

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Only sung at one game as far as I recall, but with much gusto.

 

Man City away when they were in Division 2 under Joe Royle and we won 2-1. Sung to to the tune of Lord of the Dance.

 

Joe Royle there is nothing you can do,

You're back with us in Division Two.

You wont win a cup,

You won't win a shield,

Your next local derby's Macclesfield.

 

 

Loved that one.

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