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WISE WORDS FROM A STOCKBROKER ^_^

 

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.00

.......but it's not all doom and gloom if you bought £1000 worth of Stella Artois one year ago, drank it all, then took

the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.00

 

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle :drinking:

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WISE WORDS FROM A STOCKBROKER ^_^

 

If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95

With HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50

£1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5.00

.......but it's not all doom and gloom if you bought £1000 worth of Stella Artois one year ago, drank it all, then took

the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214.00

 

So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle :drinking:

 

Oi, It's Tennents as Stella is pricey.

 

http://www.owtb.co.uk/index.php?s=&sho...st&p=168790

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