Napoli President talks about the English

[Diego_Sideburns]

Napoli have been one of the revelations of the Serie A season. They have an exciting young team, with Ezequiel Lavezzi (23), Marek Hamsik (21), Walter Gargano (24) and Fabiano Santacroce (22) all tipped to achieve great things in the game.

 

The quartet have all been reportedly lined up by Greedy League clubs, with Chelsea said to be desperate to land both Lavezzi and Hamsik, having had a big-money bid for the latter rejected towards the end of last season.

 

Napoli president Aurelio De Laurentiis, having grown frustrated by the constant transfer speculation, has now issued a sensational declaration as to why the four youngsters should reject moves to England.

 

"We made these players — two years ago nobody knew who they were," roared the movie mogul.

 

"If they want to go to England then in the end they're going to go, but they need to understand this: the English live badly, eat badly and their women do not wash their genitalia. To them, a bidet is a mistery."

 

De Laurentiis' comments are below the belt, and it's unlikely that Keira Knightley or Dame Helen Mirren will be auditioning to star in his next movie.

[leeslover]

At least the players know what they are letting themselves in for if they go to Wigan or Hull.

[Matt]

Vaffanculo, testa di cazzo.

[opinions4u]

Well he has a point.

 

Have you seen the rubbish some of our players buy in Tesco?

 

Who, in England, actually has a bidet?

 

And if they do have one, do they use it for anything other than chilling the wine?