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Don't claim to be a Lloyd Webber in the song writing department but... Dean deserves a bit of effort from us.

 

 

If your tall or small .......he will bend it round the wall....Deano....Deano

 

If your a red.... a tranny ... he will come and eat your granny ....theres only one Deano.

 

With his head...both feet hes got your keeper beat...Deano ...Deano

 

If you try to pass.... he’ll have you on your ass... .and then he’ll squeeze yer balls !!!

 

If he has his way ..........he will call you gay all day ...Deano ...Deano

 

Hes the man you hate .... puts thousands on yer gate ......there only one Deanoooooooo.!

 

If he gets a chance .....he will leave you in a trance ...Deano ....Deano

 

He’s our number five ... he keeps our dreams alive ....and he’s only 45!....

 

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Don't claim to be a Lloyd Webber in the song writing department but... Dean deserves a bit of effort from us.

 

 

If your tall or small .......he will bend it round the wall....Deano....Deano

 

If your a red.... a tranny ... he will come and eat your granny ....theres only one Deano.

 

With his head...both feet hes got your keeper beat...Deano ...Deano

 

If you try to pass.... he’ll have you on your ass... .and then he’ll squeeze yer balls !!!

 

If he has his way ..........he will call you gay all day ...Deano ...Deano

 

Hes the man you hate .... puts thousands on yer gate ......there only one Deanoooooooo.!

 

If he gets a chance .....he will leave you in a trance ...Deano ....Deano

 

He’s our number five ... he keeps our dreams alive ....and he’s only 45!....

 

What tune does it go to? I like it. Bit long though, we'll need rehearsals!!

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How bout

Dean, Deano

But in the best traditions of Latics of making a an unusual part of a song-(Rocky) (or a different version-OWTB)

Dexys's song, but only the first bit. SO it;s just says Deno all the way though (so every knows the words!)

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Adapted from the song by The Association which reached No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1967.

 

Who came from Hull to play for the Oldham

Who has been known to whiten his hair

Who's set his heart on winning promotion

Everyone knows it's Windy

 

Who said he’d eaten all of the pies

They should have gone to Specsavers

Who's reaching out to capture a moment

Everyone knows it's Windy

 

And though he has Yorkshire eyes

That flash at the sight of sheep

Our Windy has goals to score

To please the crowds To please the crowds

To please the crowds To please the crowds

 

Who's tripping down to Boundary Park

Smiling at everybody he sees

Who's reaching out to capture a moment

Everyone knows it's Windy

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hU8vOQNvd3c

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Adapted from the song by The Association which reached No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100 in 1967.

 

Who came from Hull to play for the Oldham

Who has been known to whiten his hair

Who's set his heart on winning promotion

Everyone knows it's Windy

 

Who said he’d eaten all of the pies

They should have gone to Specsavers

Who's reaching out to capture a moment

Everyone knows it's Windy

 

And though he has Yorkshire eyes

That flash at the sight of sheep

Our Windy has goals to score

To please the crowds To please the crowds

To please the crowds To please the crowds

 

Who's tripping down to Boundary Park

Smiling at everybody he sees

Who's reaching out to capture a moment

Everyone knows it's Windy

 

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hU8vOQNvd3c

 

ahaha!

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