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His and Hers Diary Entry:

 

Page One , Saturday.

 

HERS : He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later.I cuddled up to him, stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually, we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

 

HIS : Latics lost again, f*****g gutted. Got a ride, though!

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His and Hers Diary Entry:

 

Page One , Saturday.

 

HERS : He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later.I cuddled up to him, stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually, we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

 

HIS : Latics lost again, f*****g gutted. Got a ride, though!

 

You left the takeaway out - Funny

 

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His and Hers Diary Entry:

 

Page One , Saturday.

 

HERS : He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later.I cuddled up to him, stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually, we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

 

HIS : Latics lost again, f*****g gutted. Got a ride, though!

its not a joke its true

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His and Hers Diary Entry:

 

Page One , Saturday.

 

HERS : He was quiet, subdued, just not himself. Something was wrong. He hasn't kissed me all night. Not even looked in my direction. I think it's another woman. I went to bed and cried. He followed me up later.I cuddled up to him, stroked his hair. He lay still. Eventually, we made love and fell asleep in each others arms.

 

HIS : Latics lost again, f*****g gutted. Got a ride, though!

 

The first version of this was written by an Evertonian who I worked with about 12/13 years ago. He wrote a 4 page diary for him and her and it was printed in "When skies are grey" fanzine about his and her mirror days around his beloved toffees getting beat. He got paid a fair few quid, when it was adapted for an England game in the centre pages of the Sun a couple of years later. I can't believe that versions of this are still knocking about.

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