Frankly Mr Shankly Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 The best one was on one of the 24 hours news channels last night, the studio anchor said "we go live now to Times Square in New York where our reporter has managed to get an interview with someone high up in the music business, for the latest we go LIVE!!" - It cut to New York and the reporter starts "I'm talking to Joe 6Pack who works in that ticket booth behind us selling tickets, what are your thoughts at this time" - It was all done with a straight face and presented as Fact x Importance = NEWS. Pure Day Today that mate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frankly Mr Shankly Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 B3ta are on top form today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
futchers briefs Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 As a tribute, Mcdonalds are bringing out a special edition burger in memory of Michael Jackson. It's 50 year old meat between 2 soft young buns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 According to inside sources, Michael Jackson is to be melted down and made into toys, so kids can play with him for a change! You heard wrong, they are making him into kiddy drinking cups so that the kids can get their lips around his rim. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 I bet those people who paid £2000 on ebay for his tickets wish they'd gone on the last Beardybus and seen his spirit alive in me free of charge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 News just in... Gary Glitter has reportedly put in a substantial bid for Michael's laptop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thelaticsfan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 http://www.b3ta.com/challenge/michaeljackson/popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 (edited) his dream was to be come white , now he is all white on the table of the morgue Edited June 26, 2009 by boboafc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Good news and bad news. The bad news is that Michael Jackson is dead. The good news is they've found Madeleine McCann under his bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 When Farrah Fawcett arrived in Heaven, God was such a big fan he decided to grant her one wish. She asked that all the children in the world could be safe. So God killed Michael Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardlelatic Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Dance and be happy MJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 When 2 paramedics arrived at MJ's house they found him on the floor. One said to the other "What shall we try first?" the other replied "I'm not sure, maybe the ferris wheel" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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johnny punkster Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 "Pet chimp Bubbles not invited to funeral Jackson's pet chimp Bubbles has not received an invitation to the singer's funeral. The 26-year-old chimp, who Jackson rescued from a cancer research centre in 1985, lived with the star until he started becoming aggressive. Bubbles, who now stays in Florida, will apparently spend the day of Jackson's funeral listening to "calming flute music", a spokesperson for the Center For Great Apes said. These days, his time is mostly taken up by painting, listening to music and playing with another chimp called Sam" WTF !!!!!! :laught16: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rosa Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 "Pet chimp Bubbles not invited to funeral Jackson's pet chimp Bubbles has not received an invitation to the singer's funeral. The 26-year-old chimp, who Jackson rescued from a cancer research centre in 1985, lived with the star until he started becoming aggressive. Bubbles, who now stays in Florida, will apparently spend the day of Jackson's funeral listening to "calming flute music", a spokesperson for the Center For Great Apes said. These days, his time is mostly taken up by painting, listening to music and playing with another chimp called Sam" WTF !!!!!! :laught16: i had to google 'bubbles chimp michael jackson funeral' cos i thought you'd made that up. Oh dear Christ. "It is thought that Bubbles has not yet been told about Jackson’s death" - well there's no easy way to break such tragic news to a chimpanzee who's incapable of speech,is there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 i had to google 'bubbles chimp michael jackson funeral' cos i thought you'd made that up. Oh dear Christ. "It is thought that Bubbles has not yet been told about Jackson’s death" - well there's no easy way to break such tragic news to a chimpanzee who's incapable of speech,is there? I would have thought over a beer and a cigar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnny punkster Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 "Jade Goody and Michael Jackson will look after each other in heaven,' says reality TV star's mother Reality TV star Jade Goody's mother Jackiey Budden says she believes the duo are together in the afterlife, and that they will be looking out for each other. Budden, who lost daughter Goody to cancer in March, says she is currently grieving for both stars. "They're together and I'm thinking of them every day. I know they will look after each other." Famously, Jackson telephoned Goody to wish her well during her illness. (Daily Star)." FECK OFF !!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted July 6, 2009 Author Share Posted July 6, 2009 FECK OFF !!!!!! hahahah People are special, aren't they!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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