Jump to content

Recommended Posts

Posted
I read that as 2 trialists, keeper and a forward...

The keeper made point blank saves! Couldnt have been Brill, not seen him make one in 4 friendlies! SIGN HIM UP

Posted (edited)
Agreed, I hope they don't pay him to write that, what a waste of time and effort.

 

i thought it was quite good.

 

Salford City against Oldham Reserves - were you expecting Henry Winter?

Edited by dfOAFC
Posted
i thought it was quite good.

 

Salford City against Oldham Reserves - were you expecting Henry Winter?

It's the worst football report I think I've ever read, the whole think is done sarcastically and tongue in cheek.

 

Did they seriously expect us to send the first team down to play Salford City.

 

I wasn't expecting anything and I wasn't disappointed.

Posted
It's the worst football report I think I've ever read, the whole think is done sarcastically and tongue in cheek.

 

Did they seriously expect us to send the first team down to play Salford City.

 

I wasn't expecting anything and I wasn't disappointed.

 

Why thank you! I wrote that report and it is absolute rubbish - too busy enjoying the `trialists' to make notes - it was supposed to be a laugh - the full match report by a proper footy geek is at www.salfordcityfc.com - click on Fans Forum and `Banter' thread.

But, seriously, I'm chuffed - `the worst football report ever' - I'm made up - I'll stick it with the Salford Star's magazine of the year award!

Good luck for the season and I hope you sign Lathan up - seen him walk through so many defences - when he turns it on it's like watching Brazil!

 

Posted
Why thank you! I wrote that report and it is absolute rubbish - too busy enjoying the `trialists' to make notes - it was supposed to be a laugh - the full match report by a proper footy geek is at www.salfordcityfc.com - click on Fans Forum and `Banter' thread.

But, seriously, I'm chuffed - `the worst football report ever' - I'm made up - I'll stick it with the Salford Star's magazine of the year award!

Good luck for the season and I hope you sign Lathan up - seen him walk through so many defences - when he turns it on it's like watching Brazil!

You're welcome. :wink:

Posted
You're welcome. :wink:

 

Salford City's playing Ashton United next Tuesday - I'm sure the report will be equally exciting and thorough... So don't forget to tune into www.salfordstar.com for all the worst footy reports!

Posted
Patrik Tischler who also scored at Stalvegas, wasn't too impressed by him tbh

 

 

did everyone else know that we had signed this guy on a season long loan or is this just a Titanic moment for me?

Posted
Salford City's playing Ashton United next Tuesday - I'm sure the report will be equally exciting and thorough... So don't forget to tune into www.salfordstar.com for all the worst footy reports!

Do you do live commentary as well? I've got a job in mind for you :wink:

Posted
Do you do live commentary as well? I've got a job in mind for you :wink:

 

Nah couldn't possibly do live commentary - you wouldn't be able to hear owt as the noise at Salford City is deafening...

Posted
Nah couldn't possibly do live commentary - you wouldn't be able to hear owt as the noise at Salford City is deafening...

 

Where do Salford City play?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what is the post code? B)

 

Posted
Nah couldn't possibly do live commentary - you wouldn't be able to hear owt as the noise at Salford City is deafening...

Where I am thinking you would not not have any deafening roar to contend with.

Although you would at least be able to aidentify the players.

 

PS Keep up the good work, not everyone on here has had the sense of humour bypass!

Posted
Where do Salford City play?

 

 

 

 

Hiya

 

Salford City play at the oldest sports ground in Britain - Moor Lane, Kersal, Salford (M73PZ) - sports have been played there since the 12th Century (and we've still won nowt!) - it's a delightful picturesque spot on the famous Kersal Moor where zillions of Chartists met from all over the North West (inc Oldham) to demand the vote 150 years ago - at least they got a result.

 

Cheers

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And what is the post code? B)

 

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

×
×
  • Create New...