oafcprozac Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 (edited) how many tickets can season ticket holders buy for the Leeds cup-tie.. Edited October 27, 2009 by oafcprozac Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted October 27, 2009 Share Posted October 27, 2009 If one train sets off from the station at 4pm travelling at 20mph and another train sets off going the other way travelling at 25mph which direction does the steam go? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 A man hung himself in a room locked from the inside, there are no windows, and the only other things in the room are a lit fire and a puddle under him. how did he hang himself? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Block of ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Block of ice. Bloody hell, so in prisons they now remove shoelaces, belts and ice cubes from prisoners? How the hell do you hang yourself with a block of ice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Bloody hell, so in prisons they now remove shoelaces, belts and ice cubes from prisoners? How the hell do you hang yourself with a block of ice? he was stood on the block of ice and as it melted he started to hang himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Block of ice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 he was stood on the block of ice and as it melted he started to hang himself That would require something along the lines of shoelaces, a belt or a wire as a mechanism to hang himself with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Here's one, how many pedants does it take to grate on your nerves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lags Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 That would require something along the lines of shoelaces, a belt or a wire as a mechanism to hang himself with. Answer: He had long hair. Used the fire to singe cut it and proceeded to tie hair around his neck, stood on the block and................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
razza699 Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Here's one, how many pedants does it take to grate on your nerves? 3.3333 ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ctblue Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Just phoned the ticket office - only one per season ticket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted October 28, 2009 Author Share Posted October 28, 2009 Just phoned the ticket office - only one per season ticket that's bollocks again! So Leeds fans who turn up, can get as many as they want when they go on open sale, what a joke again Corney! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Just phoned the ticket office - only one per season ticket Slightly disappointed. Was looking to introduce a couple of mates to the BP experience and now they'll have to sit in a different part of the stand. Not thought through. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 How many ST holders do we have? Bearing in mind we only have a home capacity of about 6,000 then if you double the number of ST holders (for their plus one), it leaves very few seats for those who don't have an ST. An ST guarantees the holder first priority for a ticket for themselves, not for themselves and a mate. I'm not even convinced Leeds will sell their 4,600 anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Slightly disappointed. Was looking to introduce a couple of mates to the BP experience and now they'll have to sit in a different part of the stand. Not thought through. Or you can wait until the day they go on open sale and buy three together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldhamSheridan Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Slightly disappointed. Was looking to introduce a couple of mates to the BP experience and now they'll have to sit in a different part of the stand. Not thought through. Couldn't you just go along on Sunday and buy them together. They aren't exactly going to sell out in the immediate future (especially with only one per season ticket holder). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opinions4u Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Couldn't you just go along on Sunday and buy them together. They aren't exactly going to sell out in the immediate future (especially with only one per season ticket holder). Sometimes stating the bleeding obvious helps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 that's bollocks again! So Leeds fans who turn up, can get as many as they want when they go on open sale, what a joke again Corney! Sorry but that's a load of :censored: Prozac. Why should your mates or family who don't have season tickets and perhaps only go to the odd big game get priority over people who might go to most matches and shell their £20 out but don't have a ST for one reason or another? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangerinedreams Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 How many ST holders do we have? Bearing in mind we only have a home capacity of about 6,000 then if you double the number of ST holders (for their plus one), it leaves very few seats for those who don't have an ST. An ST guarantees the holder first priority for a ticket for themselves, not for themselves and a mate. I'm not even convinced Leeds will sell their 4,600 anyway. I don't think they will be short by many given the day/ time of KO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LaticsPete Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I don't think they will be short by many given the day/ time of KO. Will they all be clustered around their state-of-the art Apple Macs? Or is Leeds where the information superhighway is cobbled? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tangerinedreams Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 Will they all be clustered around their state-of-the art Apple Macs? Or is Leeds where the information superhighway is cobbled? I was just about to pull you down when you mentioned apple-macs then but the cobbled highways that they have have merely been tarmac'd over thus creating trenches which would have a WW2 veteran quivering in their boots Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beag_teeets Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 I've always found the people in the ticket office to be happy to bend the rules on occasion and let you buy another ticket if you ask nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted October 28, 2009 Share Posted October 28, 2009 (edited) I've always found the people in the ticket office to be happy to bend the rules on occasion and let you buy another ticket if you ask nicely. Or enquiring about the acquisition of a pair might result in a bust-up and a slap of the face! Edited October 28, 2009 by Diego_Sideburns Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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