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Bazblog, Sunday 22nd August 2010

Aug 25th

Posted by pinevillain in Bazblog

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Woke up with a bit of a sweat on. Turns out some little f** had set fire to me living room! I’ve had a word with Si, he assures me we’re insured. Told me he’d take the excess out of the Trust fund if that was alright with me. I couldn’t be arsed arguing.

 

Had a walk down the paper shop and noticed that they were selling newspapers with coverage of Man Utd in. I destroyed the place and told ‘em they should be supporting Latics. Took £20 out of the till and bought me and Si a bacon butty. He weren’t best pleased. Miserable ****.

 

Mused over dinner about how great I am and how no one else is as good a fan as me. Made me feel warm and fuzzy inside, knowing that I’m in a different social strata to the bloody peasants. Get yerself down to Boundary Park, you tight-fisted gets!

 

Big Al wanted his car washing. Naturally, I jumped at the chance. It’s been a while since I last polished his exhaust.

 

Anyway, must dash. I’ve got some leaflets to get printed and throw in the general direction of those less fortunate and lower down the evolutionary ladder than me.

 

Evenin’ all,

 

Baz

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