leeslover Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy thinks, therefore he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy can levitate RoyleArmy can walk through walls And for the record, i think your pretty cool too Ibby. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch_KTF Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 It's not original, but for me the best one has to be.... RoyleArmy doesn't sleep, he waits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garcon Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 (edited) Surely one of levitation and walking through walls would be superfluous? When RoyleArmy watches training, nobody hides. Edited September 13, 2010 by garcon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 (edited) RoyleArmy does not only see into the future, he shapes it. RoyleArmy watches traingin, they all rush to him to be the first with the latest news RoyleArmy can imprgnate with a mere look ROYLEARMY= Latics legend. they should rename the training ground in your name. Edited September 13, 2010 by singe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayItLivo Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy CAN believe it's not butter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafcprozac Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy CAN believe it's not butter. Royle Army can out round-kick Chuck Norris... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy can change water into wine. RoyleArmy was spared heaven after boring the hell out of Jesus Christ while he was being crucified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 (edited) Royle Army has a life size tattoo of his face on his face That his watch goes all the way to 14 To unlock his news breaking secrets you draw your finger across his face Every 22 May the small Icelandic village of Hvammsfjordur sacrifices a sheep and two of her lambs in his honour Edited September 13, 2010 by rudemedic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy does not prepare for bad news, bad news prepares for him. RoyleArmy was not cast in The Expendables as he would have finished the job during the adverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjk2008 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 1. RoyleArmy doesnt do push ups. He pushes the world down 2. RoyleArmy can speak Braille 3. RoyleArmy once won a game of connect 4 in 3 moves 4. RoyleArmy doesnt have a control button on his keyboard, RoyleArmy is always in control 5. RoyleArmy can do a wheely on a unicycle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Royle Army has counted to inifinity twice Royle Army has meant the Virgin Islands have to now be renamed the islands If you spell Royle Army on Scrabble you win forever Royle Army can intersect two parallel lines Hmm Yoda's teacher Royle Army was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Royle army hangs upside down like a bat Royle army's Limbs are entirely mechanical Royle army can bend time and space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PlayItLivo Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Every night the bogeyman checks his closet for RoyleArmy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
underdog Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 (edited) Wow...an entire thread on one fan...love it Royle Army is "the mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn". So he's not Spartacus then?....hmm.... I am having weird visions of what RA looks like after reading this thread. "will the the real RA please stand up, please stand up!" the wine into water is my dream man - sold. I will increase my bid to, half an eaten biscuit and some gooey sweets that have been stuck in the bottom of my rucksack since carlisle away last season. Who will raise me? Edited September 13, 2010 by underdog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 Who indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nickhenryslovechild Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy is Father Time. RoyleArmy speaks, we listen. Penney wouldnt listen to RoyleArmy and now he is no more! RoyleArmy says: RoyleArmy found the Americas not Columbus RoyleArmy is divine comedy. RoyleArmy ! Nuff Said Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yard Dog Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy was the man responsible for making 8,000 of rummy's post disappear overnight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy was the man responsible for making 8,000 of rummy's post disappear overnight. What will I do without them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggie21 Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 all hail roylearmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodger er Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyalArmy can play his palm trees off and shuttlecock his giraffe whilst lamposting it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodger er Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyalArmy can play his palm trees off and shuttlecock his giraffe whilst lamposting it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy has not stood on a grassy knoll since November 1963. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toasits Posted September 13, 2010 Share Posted September 13, 2010 RoyleArmy has not stood on a grassy knoll since November 1963. RoyleArmy knows Wayne Rooney (in a biblical way) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Wow...an entire thread on one fan...love it Royle Army is "the mannnnnnnnnnnnnnnn". So he's not Spartacus then?....hmm.... I am having weird visions of what RA looks like after reading this thread. "will the the real RA please stand up, please stand up!" the wine into water is my dream man - sold. I will increase my bid to, half an eaten biscuit and some gooey sweets that have been stuck in the bottom of my rucksack since carlisle away last season. Who will raise me? I'm not so sure that would be such a sought after trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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