bpmarko Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 I'm not so sure that would be such a sought after trick. Not even just before the nice Police Constable asks you to blow into his breath machine thingy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Men can take from RA without it making them gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 He's not the messiah .... he's a very naughty boy !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueJazzer Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 This is awesome. I really hope you're not offended by it Ibby. You should be honoured dude! I reckon this thread could go to more pages than the one about the American tarts! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wardlelatic Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 This is awesome. I really hope you're not offended by it Ibby. You should be honoured dude! I reckon this thread could go to more pages than the one about the American tarts! In RA we Trust Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 Royle Army was said to be whereabouts unknown tonight from 7.30 to 10pm, however there were several sightings of him in the vicinty of OT in a blue kit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 14, 2010 Share Posted September 14, 2010 look this thread please owtb team it gone to far now guys this joke. Motion made and Question proposed, That RoyleArmy stand part of the Bill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Motion made and Question proposed, That RoyleArmy stand part of the Bill. RoyleArmy is the Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singe Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 Motion made and Question proposed, That RoyleArmy stand part of the Bill. RoyleArmy is the Law Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hometownclub Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 look this thread please owtb team it gone to far now guys this joke. You should be flattered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pine Villains Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 RoyleArmy does not care for syntax Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sjk2008 Posted September 15, 2010 Share Posted September 15, 2010 1. RoyleArmy's calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2. No one fools RoyleArmy 2. When RoyleArmy jumps into the water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets RoyleArmied Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Forte_Baby Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Royle Army has had more correct premonitions than Nostradamus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 RoyleArmy came, sore and conkered Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doggy_oafc Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 RoyleArmy knows what the time is to the second without ever seeing a clock or watch. RoyleArmy's hips are made of bacon. RoyleArmy can always tell when it's rained. RoyleArmy wears chinos in summer. Even on cold days. RoyleArmy can hover. RoyleArmy can't see through glass. RoyleArmy usually appears to be startled. RoyleArmy has a drawer at home labelled 'documents'. RoyleArmy will only drink through a straw. RoyleArmy is suspicious of cubes. Woof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Break The Silence Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 RoyleArmy knows what the time is to the second without ever seeing a clock or watch. RoyleArmy's hips are made of bacon. RoyleArmy can always tell when it's rained. RoyleArmy wears chinos in summer. Even on cold days. RoyleArmy can hover. RoyleArmy can't see through glass. RoyleArmy usually appears to be startled. RoyleArmy has a drawer at home labelled 'documents'. RoyleArmy will only drink through a straw. RoyleArmy is suspicious of cubes. Woof. I think you'll find it's actually labelled 'docmunants' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 RoyleArmy is a lineman for the county. He drives the main road, searching in the sun for another overload. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookers87 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 RA IS the one and only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigfinLatic Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 In another dimension, another time and place, a parrallel universe was fallin' on its face, when out of the chaos, who else can it be, the factual authoriteee called RoyleArmeeeeeeeee!* *Points given to whomever can name the cartoon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 In another dimension, another time and place, a parrallel universe was fallin' on its face, when out of the chaos, who else can it be, the factual authoriteee called RoyleArmeeeeeeeee!* *Points given to whomever can name the cartoon... Captain Bucky O'hare! he goes where no ordinary rabbit would dare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 (edited) Ulysees. Ulyseeees. Soaring through all the galaxeeeees. In search of Earth, flying into the night. I know it's not that one - I had the tune going through my mind. It's Bucky O'Hare. Edited September 16, 2010 by 24hoursfromtulsehill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boundaryblue80 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 "If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can hire... RoyleArmy!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor_Coconut Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, RoyleArmy stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator - and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Barry Owen, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only RA can see and hear. And so RoyleArmy finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap............................................................ will be the leap home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy_b_100 Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Really hope thay make that into a film, what a script !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted September 16, 2010 Share Posted September 16, 2010 Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, RoyleArmy stepped into the Quantum Leap accelerator - and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the past, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to change history for the better. His only guide on this journey is Barry Owen, an observer from his own time, who appears in the form of a hologram that only RA can see and hear. And so RoyleArmy finds himself leaping from life to life, striving to put right what once went wrong and hoping each time that his next leap............................................................ will be the leap home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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