BigfinLatic Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 You can bleedin' smell 'em before you can see 'em. Impoverished oafs. You are the most northern man on the planet! Just by changing your postcode you cant escape that! ;) See you in a couple of our you southern sorry, eastern monkeys... Still at the Doric? Someone text me if the plan changes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc88 Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 Well that was a good weekend (apart from the result of course). Ended up in the roxy and one of you guys came over to ask if one of us were Oafc88. I don't remember much but did we say hi back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 It couldnt have been me, i couldnt talk by that point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 It wasn't me. I was too busy singing along to the Spice Girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 13, 2011 Share Posted March 13, 2011 I was failing to pull the hot Swedish girl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 (edited) I was failing to pull the hot Swedish girl. What hot swedish girl? It might have been me that said hello but, no offence, I'd have said hello to the wall at that point. What a good do Edited March 14, 2011 by latic12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oafc88 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 What hot swedish girl? It might have been me that said hello but, no offence, I'd have said hello to the wall at that point. What a good do none taken! It was a good do though and maybe the same again next year (with a better result) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted March 14, 2011 Author Share Posted March 14, 2011 Anyone know how I got home? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 What hot swedish girl? It might have been me that said hello but, no offence, I'd have said hello to the wall at that point. What a good do There was a bunch of them. They hunt in packs, the Swedes. Did alright for a while but got too drunk. She was way out of my league but one has to give it a crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 There was a bunch of them. They hunt in packs, the Swedes. Did alright for a while but got too drunk. She was way out of my league but one has to give it a crack. Indeed. I remember a blond girl working her way through the group who Ryan thought was a hooker. I've never seen LL get so excited... Will - I've no idea where you got to. You seemed to disappear around 1-130 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 They made a beeline for Tyson once the they knew the :censored:er could speak Swedish. My stellar idea of pretending to speak Swedish but instead just talking gibberish didn't work so I moved on to the brunette from Harrogate. No idea where she went. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 The only blonde scandinavian whore i remember (alan having left by then) was as ugly as sin even in my state, so christ knows what she would have been like in the morning. Although i am still almost as rough as she was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 The only blonde scandinavian whore i remember (alan having left by then) was as ugly as sin even in my state, so christ knows what she would have been like in the morning. Although i am still almost as rough as she was. There was about 8 of them all together Andy, how you missed them I don't know as I was talking to you about how the :censored: I got back to find Dave and Paul and they were six feet away. Although your advice was "get that bus" without actually looking at the bus so I'm thinking perhaps your "detour" prior to the Roxy had kicked in by then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 There was about 8 of them all together Andy, how you missed them I don't know as I was talking to you about how the :censored: I got back to find Dave and Paul and they were six feet away. Although your advice was "get that bus" without actually looking at the bus so I'm thinking perhaps your "detour" prior to the Roxy had kicked in by then. I do recall a little more about outside the club now, but I think I had withdrawn into a catatonic state where I just wanted to not be awake any longer. I think I do actually have a hazy memory of talking to some random Oldhamers, although not sure if I was doing it or merely watching. Anyway, I am back on solids so all is well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I do recall a little more about outside the club now, but I think I had withdrawn into a catatonic state where I just wanted to not be awake any longer. I think I do actually have a hazy memory of talking to some random Oldhamers, although not sure if I was doing it or merely watching. Anyway, I am back on solids so all is well. I still don't know where we were? I know we were in the Roxy, but what part of London was it'? It might prove useful next time I end up there :censored:faced as without Andy (not you LL, you were feckin useless) knowing that we could get a cab to go meet his Mrs I'd have been stranded as the rest of you - the ones who actually live in London - were a waste of space! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Tottenham Court Road/Oxford Street. I wasn't a waste of space, I was pretty sober by that point. You just flounced off like a tart without awaiting my clear instructions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I still don't know where we were? I know we were in the Roxy, but what part of London was it'? It might prove useful next time I end up there :censored:faced as without Andy (not you LL, you were feckin useless) knowing that we could get a cab to go meet his Mrs I'd have been stranded as the rest of you - the ones who actually live in London - were a waste of space! Why would I have any knowledge of the streets of Westminster? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 (edited) I still don't know where we were? I know we were in the Roxy, but what part of London was it'? It might prove useful next time I end up there :censored:faced as without Andy (not you LL, you were feckin useless) knowing that we could get a cab to go meet his Mrs I'd have been stranded as the rest of you - the ones who actually live in London - were a waste of space! I reckon I was safely tucked up in bed by the time you left. Again, not useless... Btw. Am I the only one that is confused by the match reports from Saturday? Whilst I'll admit I didn't really watch too much of the game and can't really remember it, they hardly dominated in the first half. We had nearly all the ball but created nothing. The second half was terrible and they won with a speculative effort. It did however take me 15 mins to realise Furman had left the pitch... Edited March 15, 2011 by latic12345 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I don't read match reports. I used to write them and I can assure you they're mostly fiction. I would say both sides were equally :censored: before the nicked it. We didn't deserve anything from the game though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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