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"Welcome to a freezing cold and windy Oldham, a bleak old cotton town backing on to the edge of the inhospitable Pennines, Luis Suarez will certainly know he's not in South America this afternoon...all the Liverpool players are in red tights and wearing matching gloves, while the Oldham kit looks like it hasn't been washed for weeks".

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What is needed now is somebody who aint going to the match to make a list of these quotes and count them off as the annoyingly smug Adrian chiles reels them off. Could be a money making exercise for the club in spread betting.

 

"Oldham are the 12-1 underdogs, but this is the F.A.Cup and it's 11 against 11".

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The Owl did look good in the half time break , perhaps he will be brought on for the second half , possibly he is the solution to the problematic left wing position.

Owl and wings in the same quote, that deserves a free ticket for the MK game, turn up tomorrow morning to pick it up. Take a shovel with you

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BREAKING NEWS

 

"The game is in some doubt as 5,000 illegal immigrants have been discovered hiding inside the bubble protecting the pitch - none of them have tickets for the match".

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At times it was too easy for (insert any Liverpool player) to glide past (insert any Oldham player).

 

If only Dickov would be playing, he would be in amongst them.

 

The romance of the cup means everything to a club like this....errrr like all things it's about the money.

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"can't believe I had to pay for this damn Bacon Butty"

 

surprised noones said this but; "STRUGGLING League-One club Oldham Athletic"

 

first sell-out since neighbours Manchester City visited in 2005.

 

only won once since mid-December and that came in the 3rd round when FA Cup specialist Robbie Simpson scored two and star-man Jose Baxter scored a stunning free-kick to shock Championship Nottingham Forest.

 

"AND THATS JEAN-YVES MVOTO LEAVING HIS MARK ON SUAREZ THERE"

 

 

for anyone interested/who doesnt know- 'Presenter' and ''Pundits'' are Adrian 'knows cock-all' Chiles, Lee 'dip:censored:' Dixon and Gareth 'missed penalty' Southgate. With commentary from Clive Tydlesley and Andy Townsend.

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