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"Oldham manager Paul Dickov arguably scored the most important goal in the history of Manchester City Football Club against Gillingham at Wembley in the 1999 Football League Second Division play off final to rescue City deep into stoppage time". (video of goal shown)....

...followed by CCTV footage of thousands of City fans returning to Wembley from the Underground station for extra time.

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"can't believe I had to pay for this damn Bacon Butty"

 

surprised noones said this but; "STRUGGLING League-One club Oldham Athletic"

 

first sell-out since neighbours Manchester City visited in 2005.

 

only won once since mid-December and that came in the 3rd round when FA Cup specialist Robbie Simpson scored two and star-man Jose Baxter scored a stunning free-kick to shock Championship Nottingham Forest.

 

"AND THATS JEAN-YVES MVOTO LEAVING HIS MARK ON SUAREZ THERE"

 

 

for anyone interested/who doesnt know- 'Presenter' and ''Pundits'' are Adrian 'knows cock-all' Chiles, Lee 'dip:censored:' Dixon and Gareth 'missed penalty' Southgate. With commentary from Clive Tydlesley and Andy Townsend.

I rarely swear on here, so not going to start now. But that is a far more :censored:ing depressing line up than our First XI.

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......and there goes the final whistle, amazing scenes here, an incredible game and an incredible performance......

 

.........Stan Boardman, Cilla Black, Melanie Chisholm, Ken Dodd, John Bishop, Bobby Grant, The La's, Jimmy Corkhill, Robbie Fowler, Derek Hatton, Holly Johnson, John Lennon, Paul McCartney, Steve McManaman, Tom O'connor, Jimmy Tarbuck, Kenny Dalglish, Atomic Kitten, Freddie Starr, Yosser Hughes, Sonia, Paul O'Grady, Ted Robbins, Jim Royle, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Echo & the Bunnymen, Gerry & the Pacemakers.....Your Boys took one hell of a beating!

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"Dramatic scenes here at Boundary Park as Baxter prepares to take what surely is the penalty that takes Oldham through. Only 50 seconds remain as he places the ball on the spot......................Steps back and..." cuts to advert for Amigo Loans

 

 

returns to "Well Oldham so close. Louis Suarez controversial double hand ball punch gives Liverpool a controversial victory deep into injury time. What are your thoughts Paul? "....."Well I am gutted, the lads worked ever so hard and with the resources I have available we gave them a game. Perhaps going 10-0-0 for the last minute was a mistake. At least we can get back to Div 1 and concentrate on that."

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The 10 Highest Grounds in England and Wales (2008) No. Stadium Name Home To Height (feet) 1 The Hawthorns West Bromwich Albion 552 2 Boundary Park Oldham Athletic 526 3 Vale Park Port Vale 520 4 The Crown Ground Accrington Stanley 516 5 Moss Rose Macclesfield Town 513 6 Spotland Rochdale 498 7 Molineux Wolverhampton Wanderers 483 8 St Andrews Birmingham City 432 9 The Britannia Stadium Stoke City 431 10 Adams Park Wycombe Wanderers

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http://www.midfielddynamo.com/stadia/england_highest.htm

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