kentlats Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 In the words of Nelson from the Simpsons, 'ha ha!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 9, 2013 Share Posted December 9, 2013 It was a nice pint anyway. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I can't go on living this lie. I was late because i was shopping for socks in Manchester Debenhams. I'm so very sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 I can't go on living this lie. I was late because i was shopping for socks in Manchester Debenhams. I'm so very sorry. For :censored:'s sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentlats Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 So long as you wear them on Saturday to prove it all will be forgiven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Knee length thermals or regular work socks (it was an emergency buy but you know how it is when the shopping bug gets you)? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted December 10, 2013 Share Posted December 10, 2013 Got my ticket. We're sitting, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I text you - you :censored:tard! What're your plans? Staying over? Do we have a pre-game pub agreed yet? And a time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 New inn surely? I can be about fairly early Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jsslatic Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I text you - you :censored:tard! What're your plans? Staying over? Do we have a pre-game pub agreed yet? And a time? Last text I had from you was 4th November! My plans are that I'm staying in Elephant & Castle on the Friday night but I have to be back in Manchester for the Sunday morning so won't really be about after the game. I am about before though and am pretty easy going although I reckon it would make more sense if we want a drink outside of Brentford first to meet somewhere central rather than say, for example, Chiswick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted December 11, 2013 Author Share Posted December 11, 2013 Clapham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Strange... Not sure why J.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I've :censored:ed this up royally. A friend of mine needs to get her car an MOT on Saturday morning. She's not really confident driving in London, so has enlisted me as co-pilot. My journey is Nunhead to Penge; Penge to West Norwood; West Norwood to Penge; Penge to Brentford. I'm aiming for midday, but I'll probably just about catch injury time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted December 11, 2013 Author Share Posted December 11, 2013 Nunhead to Penge You could pick up PC Nobend on the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 You could pick up PC Nobend on the way. If he can get us a flashing lights taxi to the game, he's on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I've :censored:ed this up royally. A friend of mine needs to get her car an MOT on Saturday morning. She's not really confident driving in London, so has enlisted me as co-pilot. My journey is Nunhead to Penge; Penge to West Norwood; West Norwood to Penge; Penge to Brentford. I'm aiming for midday, but I'll probably just about catch injury time. What the :censored:er does she want with a car then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 I'm about as under the thumb as one could hope to be but that takes a running jump off the cliff of pussy whipped that does!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 What the :censored:er does she want with a car then? Good question. The frenchman she used to go out with used to drive her around. She needs to MOT the car before she can sell it. I'm about as under the thumb as one could hope to be but that takes a running jump off the cliff of pussy whipped that does!!! ...herewith there is an out. If I can get Mrs 24 to do the honours... When I told Mrs 24 I was merely co-piloting, with this other lassie driving, her reaction was: "That'll be :censored:ing terrifying." Hopes are not high, but the prize is a great one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lookersstandandy Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Last text I had from you was 4th November! My plans are that I'm staying in Elephant & Castle on the Friday night but I have to be back in Manchester for the Sunday morning so won't really be about after the game. I am about before though and am pretty easy going although I reckon it would make more sense if we want a drink outside of Brentford first to meet somewhere central rather than say, for example, Chiswick. Please can the meet point be Chiswick!?!?!? How about the Duke of Sussex just round the corner from Chiswick Park tube....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentlats Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 You could pick up PC Nobend on the way. If you think I'm getting into an un-roadworthy car with a woman who can't drive in London with Will navigating while harping on about his month long Christmas break and then about his chums impending 11% pay rise, you are sorely mistaken! I'd rather walk to Brentford barefoot! Oh and Zorrro you're a dick by the way! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorrro Posted December 11, 2013 Author Share Posted December 11, 2013 I can't wait to have a cuddle with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kentlats Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Aaaaah, me too, just don't try and put your girly studded tongue in my ear when you do it though eh????? ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Please can the meet point be Chiswick!?!?!? How about the Duke of Sussex just round the corner from Chiswick Park tube....? No Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 You could pick up PC Nobend on the way. If you think I'm getting into an un-roadworthy car with a woman who can't drive in London with Will navigating while harping on about his month long Christmas break and then about his chums impending 11% pay rise, you are sorely mistaken! I'd rather walk to Brentford barefoot!Oh and Zorrro you're a dick by the way!Seriously mate, you are better off out of there. The driver in question is not only far more of a strident lefty than Will but also (and I'm not making this up) richer than him! Who'd have thought it possible? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latic12345 Posted December 11, 2013 Share Posted December 11, 2013 Aaaaah, me too, just don't try and put your girly studded tongue in my ear when you do it though eh????? ? He's concerned that will distract him as you nick his *ahem* spending money for the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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