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Hamlet v East Thurrock United 21 March


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Funny how the Sancerre-swilling Tuscans turn into salt-of-the-earth working class types as soon as the superior form of rugby is mentioned. Bellends.

 

Sancerre-swilling Tuscans? Why would Tuscans bother with Sancerre when there are taps at the end of every street where you can fill your cask with Vino Nobile?

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HAMLET rules;

 

1. ALWAYS drink Sancerre on public transport to the game

1b. Attempt to sneak Foie Gras disguised as Luncheon Meat into ground

2. Always watch kick-off

3. Always watch half-time whistle

4. Always watch the second half kick-off

5. NEVER stay till the full time whistle and be in the pub for the Rugger!

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... just don't forget to check your copy of Thatchers biography in at the gate

 

According to this link

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dulwich

 

Thatcher once bought a house in a gated community in Dulwich. What does that mean for 24hrs?

 

I'll bring a book about Frederich Engels instead...

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Funny how the Sancerre-swilling Tuscans turn into salt-of-the-earth working class types as soon as the superior form of rugby is mentioned. Bellends.

 

Everyones allowed a little juxtaposition. I think we should let them. They're wrong but let them. They're missing out

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I'm gutted I missed this one. Started a new job last week and I couldn't swerve off the very first Saturday. Do I now have to tell vaious internal organs for a Maidstone ticket or is there literally no chance?

I'll pop in and get you one this week. They were selling like organic free range artisan confectionary before the match.

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