Matt Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Answers in spoiler. Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
League one forever Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 1 hour ago, Matt said: Answers in spoiler. Reveal hidden contents 1. Depends who the mum is, and if she is mum to either player. If so, the foul goes to him. Then tell her I’m single parent, despite this being a blatant lie. If she’s parent to neither, wave play on. 2. Give him the flag, and say I was only doing it as a favour anyway. 3. Drop the flag, and run after my lad to celebrate with him behind the goal - to no one. Then hide in the trees til everyone’s gone home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tringerlatic42 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 A lovely post it made me laugh out loud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigfatjoe1 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 2 hours ago, Matt said: Answers in spoiler. Reveal hidden contents 1. eat another pie. 2. Tell him to piss off and run like the clappers whilst also pissing yourself laughing. Or, shove the flag up his arse and then run. 3. as above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magic Mikey Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 You tell the dad that you may have made an incorrect decision but you know that football has laws not rules. I'd go on to explain the difference between less and fewer, and uninterested and disinterested just in case. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave_Og Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 3 hours ago, Magic Mikey said: You tell the dad that you may have made an incorrect decision but you know that football has laws not rules. I'd go on to explain the difference between less and fewer, and uninterested and disinterested just in case. More basic start, go for affect/effect and should have/should of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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