Monty Burns Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Good out of box thinking, but not a good idea really. Especially considering they'd probs jus get off and walk, maybe whilst moaning to a camera or a disappointed angry policeman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaddyexile84 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 14 minutes ago, Monty Burns said: Good out of box thinking, but not a good idea really. Especially considering they'd probs jus get off and walk, maybe whilst moaning to a camera or a disappointed angry policeman. Or woman or non binary Or frying pan keep it inclusive Monty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latics22 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Why anyone would eat before a match I have no idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaddyexile84 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 2 minutes ago, latics22 said: Why anyone would eat before a match I have no idea. Modern day sports science - char grilled chicken and pasta at about 11 am - they won’t be eating it anywhere near Oldham unless they stay over Friday night Then Dominos pizza for the journey home Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudemedic Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 26 minutes ago, latics22 said: Why anyone would eat before a match I have no idea. United’s recent pre-match menu. All change on the pudding front since their latest signing arrived though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chaddyexile84 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, rudemedic said: United’s recent pre-match menu. All change on the pudding front since their latest signing arrived though. Where does it say that’s a pre match menu?? Post match or staff do at best Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latics22 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 I’ve ran empty and with some food, I know how i performed better. Maybe a meal for breakfast but not lunch before a game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
laticsmarra Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 32 minutes ago, rudemedic said: United’s recent pre-match menu. All change on the pudding front since their latest signing arrived though. It was a night out on their pre season tour in Scotland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBigDog Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 5 hours ago, peanuts2 said: Does have an approx time the visiting team coach usualy arrives at BP? 4 hours ago, peanuts2 said: Was thinking along those lines folk in a continuous stream crossing in front stops the coach but cant be arrested if you dont stop in road .do it just after the roundabout for B&Q . No violence towards pools coach just block its path . No no a thousand times no - this would not be a good idea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disjointed Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 I find eating a good meal about 1 and a half hours before drinking, just about does the trick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BP1960 Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 8 minutes ago, TheBigDog said: No no a thousand times no - this would not be a good idea. Agreed we need the opposition fans on our side not against. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bristolatic Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 6 hours ago, LightDN123 said: road block would get attention 5 hours ago, peanuts2 said: Was thinking along those lines folk in a continuous stream crossing in front stops the coach but cant be arrested if you dont stop in road .do it just after the roundabout for B&Q . No violence towards pools coach just block its path . Just. Don't. Do. It. It would immediately cancel out any support for us they may have been considering and get publicity for all the wrong reasons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 12 hours ago, Chaddyexile84 said: Or woman or non binary Or frying pan keep it inclusive Monty D'yano l'm quite disappointed in myself. ln real life l actually would have said 'Policehuman' bc l spent 2014-2018 working with a self harming guy who wished to identify as a fox. A (highly attractive) polyamorous militant vegan who just looked like a highly attractive western blonde person, but was born in thailand and was fluent in mandarin and Kra-Dai so she would randomly end up aggressively admonishing rather surprised pushy pushy Asian visitors, who firmly believed they are better than us due to their ancestry (and money). A hetrosexual male militant vegan who fully supported his partner's sex change upto the point she fully had a penis and wished to penetrate him with it. A homosexual geordie who fully identified as a dog, ate out of a dog bowl and would fetch squeeky rubber toys. A mixed race overweight bisexual pole dancer. and a big bisexual motorbike rider with possibly Britains biggest fattest penis who hated their big fat penis and wished to be a female. One of the last things l did as l left that job when they had been allowed the hormone pills so they had both boobs and penis, was to quietly point out in the lift that maybe they shudnt be so down as they were in the not completely unenviable position of being able to tit themselves up whilst masturbating. Those four years in the minefield helped to mould the verbally dextrous, overly empathetic soul l am today!!! l used to quite rather enjoy it when a conservative religious type got a job. Not always a Muzlamic, but 4/5 times they were. They never lasted long . One of them once a passed weapons enabled violent rampage terrorism type comment to me which should really have been passed along to the authorities, but 'mans gota have a code' so l didnt. RIP Omar. Actually became a little sad writing that. Part of me would give up the big house in a little village and go back there on minimum wage. Wish l didn't throw that block of cheese at my friend and get wind that my status on a final written warning was not going to survive this latest incident, so l took 9 months off sick on full pay whilst l found the high paid job l should have found twenty years earlier . Mite join fb today and get back in touch with them. Actually, nah. Anywayyyyy, what l'm trying to say is if you use Policehuman, Chairhuman, Ombudshuman et cet it absolutely drives these easily offended types crazy. Is there a prize for off piste pointless ramble of the decade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SweeperKeeper Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 32 minutes ago, Monty Burns said: D'yano l'm quite disappointed in myself. ln real life l actually would have said 'Policehuman' bc l spent 2014-2018 working with a self harming guy who wished to identify as a fox. A (highly attractive) polyamorous militant vegan who just looked like a highly attractive western blonde person, but was born in thailand and was fluent in mandarin and Kra-Dai so she would randomly end up aggressively admonishing rather surprised pushy pushy Asian visitors, who firmly believed they are better than us due to their ancestry (and money). A hetrosexual male militant vegan who fully supported his partner's sex change upto the point she fully had a penis and wished to penetrate him with it. A homosexual geordie who fully identified as a dog, ate out of a dog bowl and would fetch squeeky rubber toys. A mixed race overweight bisexual pole dancer. and a big bisexual motorbike rider with possibly Britains biggest fattest penis who hated their big fat penis and wished to be a female. One of the last things l did as l left that job when they had been allowed the hormone pills so they had both boobs and penis, was to quietly point out in the lift that maybe they shudnt be so down as they were in the not completely unenviable position of being able to tit themselves up whilst masturbating. Those four years in the minefield helped to mould the verbally dextrous, overly empathetic soul l am today!!! l used to quite rather enjoy it when a conservative religious type got a job. Not always a Muzlamic, but 4/5 times they were. They never lasted long . One of them once a passed weapons enabled violent rampage terrorism type comment to me which should really have been passed along to the authorities, but 'mans gota have a code' so l didnt. RIP Omar. Actually became a little sad writing that. Part of me would give up the big house in a little village and go back there on minimum wage. Wish l didn't throw that block of cheese at my friend and get wind that my status on a final written warning was not going to survive this latest incident, so l took 9 months off sick on full pay whilst l found the high paid job l should have found twenty years earlier . Mite join fb today and get back in touch with them. Actually, nah. Anywayyyyy, what l'm trying to say is if you use Policehuman, Chairhuman, Ombudshuman et cet it absolutely drives these easily offended types crazy. Is there a prize for off piste pointless ramble of the decade? What have I just read? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 11 hours ago, BP1960 said: Agreed we need the opposition fans on our side not against. Quote HU Supporters Trust @HUST_1908· 15h Thinking ahead to our match at the weekend... We had a near miss a few years ago so wish the best of luck to fans of Oldham as they fight for the future of their club. You'll have the support of HUST on the day. @PTB_OAFC @_OASF #TogetherUnited #FansMakeFootball @WeAreTheFSA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, SweeperKeeper said: What have I just read? What have l just typed more like!!! Four of my favorite years they were, l even got back into Smashing Pumpkins for a couple of months. Right. Wonder if Jeff Stelling will be covering the protest on Soccer Saturday?? l think that he both should and will do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 16 minutes ago, SweeperKeeper said: What have I just read? l cant even delete it now youve quoted me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 This must be how it feels when u send nudes and somebody intercepts the postcard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
disjointed Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 33 minutes ago, SweeperKeeper said: What have I just read? New modern world in a single post. Soak it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobledgersheart Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Monty Burns said: D'yano l'm quite disappointed in myself. ln real life l actually would have said 'Policehuman' bc l spent 2014-2018 working with a self harming guy who wished to identify as a fox. A (highly attractive) polyamorous militant vegan who just looked like a highly attractive western blonde person, but was born in thailand and was fluent in mandarin and Kra-Dai so she would randomly end up aggressively admonishing rather surprised pushy pushy Asian visitors, who firmly believed they are better than us due to their ancestry (and money). A hetrosexual male militant vegan who fully supported his partner's sex change upto the point she fully had a penis and wished to penetrate him with it. A homosexual geordie who fully identified as a dog, ate out of a dog bowl and would fetch squeeky rubber toys. A mixed race overweight bisexual pole dancer. and a big bisexual motorbike rider with possibly Britains biggest fattest penis who hated their big fat penis and wished to be a female. One of the last things l did as l left that job when they had been allowed the hormone pills so they had both boobs and penis, was to quietly point out in the lift that maybe they shudnt be so down as they were in the not completely unenviable position of being able to tit themselves up whilst masturbating. Those four years in the minefield helped to mould the verbally dextrous, overly empathetic soul l am today!!! l used to quite rather enjoy it when a conservative religious type got a job. Not always a Muzlamic, but 4/5 times they were. They never lasted long . One of them once a passed weapons enabled violent rampage terrorism type comment to me which should really have been passed along to the authorities, but 'mans gota have a code' so l didnt. RIP Omar. Actually became a little sad writing that. Part of me would give up the big house in a little village and go back there on minimum wage. Wish l didn't throw that block of cheese at my friend and get wind that my status on a final written warning was not going to survive this latest incident, so l took 9 months off sick on full pay whilst l found the high paid job l should have found twenty years earlier . Mite join fb today and get back in touch with them. Actually, nah. Anywayyyyy, what l'm trying to say is if you use Policehuman, Chairhuman, Ombudshuman et cet it absolutely drives these easily offended types crazy. Is there a prize for off piste pointless ramble of the decade? ......and I thought I'd seen life in the "Candlelight" !!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GlossopLatic Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 4 hours ago, Monty Burns said: Is there a prize for off piste pointless ramble of the decade? Quite probably Part of me thought it was a work of art I certainly didn't log on at lunch expecting to read that while chomping on a chicken and ham sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 What, the fuck, is going on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 7 minutes ago, Matt said: What, the fuck, is going on? Monty's out of contract and doing that thing where he uses owtb as a kind of therapy session. Sorry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monty Burns Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 Yes, so like l came here to say, l do believe Jeff Stelling should and will use up some minutes of his saturday afternoon tv show to glance in our direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Posted September 16, 2021 Share Posted September 16, 2021 2 minutes ago, Monty Burns said: Monty's out of contract and doing that thing where he uses owtb as a kind of therapy session. Sorry!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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