Tomahawk Steaks

[Monty Burns]

l'm really really sorry put this in main forum. any chance we can let it slide til midday?

l've got two 1.25KG Tomahawks l'm cooking for my and my son Xmas dinner today (we always do it early bc we are busy Xmas day) problem is l've never cooked them before and l am intimidated by their size. l normal cook ribeye for about 8mims turning every 30 seconds in a hottt pan.

these will not go in a pan and will require oven cooking.

 

PLEASE HELPPPPP......

[Dave_Og]

4 hours ago, Monty Burns said:

l'm really really sorry put this in main forum. any chance we can let it slide til midday?

l've got two 1.25KG Tomahawks l'm cooking for my and my son Xmas dinner today (we always do it early bc we are busy Xmas day) problem is l've never cooked them before and l am intimidated by their size. l normal cook ribeye for about 8mims turning every 30 seconds in a hottt pan.

these will not go in a pan and will require oven cooking.

 

PLEASE HELPPPPP......

Get the BBQ out

[oafc1955]

7 hours ago, Monty Burns said:

l'm really really sorry put this in main forum. any chance we can let it slide til midday?

l've got two 1.25KG Tomahawks l'm cooking for my and my son Xmas dinner today (we always do it early bc we are busy Xmas day) problem is l've never cooked them before and l am intimidated by their size. l normal cook ribeye for about 8mims turning every 30 seconds in a hottt pan.

these will not go in a pan and will require oven cooking.

 

PLEASE HELPPPPP......

 

[disjointed]

Tricky one, I would still go for the pan (assuming the bbq option is out). Season well before cooking, wrap some tinfoil round the protruding bone (you may have to trim to make enough of a handle). Heat the pan/skillet to the usual rib eye temp and then cook as you would a rib eye using the bone handle to press the steak against the pan surface wear some heat proof gloves till cooked and then let the steaks rest then enjoy. 

[Monty Burns]

3 hours ago, Dave_Og said:

Get the BBQ out

yano what l actually might do...

[Monty Burns]

1 minute ago, disjointed said:

Tricky one, I would still go for the pan (assuming the bbq option is out). Season well before cooking, wrap some tinfoil round the protruding bone (you may have to trim to make enough of a handle). Heat the pan/skillet to the usual rib eye temp and then cook as you would a rib eye using the bone handle to press the steak against the pan surface wear some heat proof gloves till cooked and then let the steaks rest then enjoy. 

theyre massive l dont have a big enough skillet. including the bone they are about a foot n half long!!!

[disjointed]

8 minutes ago, Monty Burns said:

theyre massive l dont have a big enough skillet. including the bone they are about a foot n half long!!!

You could always trim them off the bone and cook as a rib eye, I would get the bbq out if they are that big. Cook everything on there including the veggies. 

[Bobledgersheart]

Try Nandos, you might meet your hero.  

[Crusoe]

Bet Alex Reid would know how to cook them.

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

Fucking hell @Monty Burns. I thought we'd signed a statement goal machine from the MLS.

[rudemedic]

48 minutes ago, Frankly Mr Shankly said:

Fucking hell @Monty Burns. I thought we'd signed a statement goal machine from the MLS.

"That was 'Statement goal machine' with their debut single 'MLS', as a Liverpool fan we don't need a statement goal machine as we've had several in my time, still a very catchy song though. Now here's the latest single from 'The Fall'" 

 

*Insert John Peel picture*

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

5 minutes ago, rudemedic said:

"That was 'Statement goal machine' with their debut single 'MLS', as a Liverpool fan we don't need a statement goal machine as we've had several in my time, still a very catchy song though. Now here's the latest single from 'The Fall'" 

 

*Insert John Peel picture*

 

#quoteorFallsong

[GlossopLatic]

1 hour ago, rudemedic said:

"That was 'Statement goal machine' with their debut single 'MLS', as a Liverpool fan we don't need a statement goal machine as we've had several in my time, still a very catchy song though. Now here's the latest single from 'The Fall'" 

 

*Insert John Peel picture*

 

Tomahawk steaks does sound like a good name for a niche indie band.

[Worcester Owl]

13 hours ago, Monty Burns said:

l'm really really sorry put this in main forum. any chance we can let it slide til midday?

l've got two 1.25KG Tomahawks l'm cooking for my and my son Xmas dinner today (we always do it early bc we are busy Xmas day) problem is l've never cooked them before and l am intimidated by their size. l normal cook ribeye for about 8mims turning every 30 seconds in a hottt pan.

these will not go in a pan and will require oven cooking.

 

PLEASE HELPPPPP......

No need to apologise. Yet another example of why owtb is so good. All of human life is here! 

[AlanGrovesFanClub]

6 hours ago, oafc1955 said:

 

I’ve actually followed this video and it worked for me. 

[Frankly Mr Shankly]

5 hours ago, GlossopLatic said:

 

Tomahawk steaks does sound like a good name for a niche indie band.

Weren’t they Axl Rose’s first band?

[disjointed]

Well Monty, how did they turn out? 

[Bobledgersheart]

13 hours ago, disjointed said:

Well Monty, how did they turn out? 

Still in the fridge hopefully.

[L1onheartNew]

On 12/24/2024 at 9:15 PM, rudemedic said:

"That was 'Statement goal machine' with their debut single 'MLS', as a Liverpool fan we don't need a statement goal machine as we've had several in my time, still a very catchy song though. Now here's the latest single from 'The Fall'" 

 

*Insert John Peel picture*

Very good.

[Hemel latic]

On 12/24/2024 at 7:25 PM, disjointed said:

Well Monty, how did they turn out? 

At one point do we assume chronic food poisoning?

[disjointed]

1 hour ago, Hemel latic said:

At one point do we assume chronic food poisoning?

Or still eating it. 

[Dickie Down]

I wasn't at all bothered about Smithy and Nessa, but am on tenterhooks about the Tomahawks.

 

Put us out of our misery, Monty!

[Littlemoor Lad]

2 hours ago, disjointed said:

Or still eating it. 

Visions of Desperate Dan 

[longtimeblue]

I've heard from Monty. He ended up having breakfast in a tin on Warbies.

[Hemel latic]

19 hours ago, longtimeblue said:

I've heard from Monty. He ended up having breakfast in a tin on Warbies.

That little burger...