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Rubbish!

 

The competition runs until someone genuinely gets mashie niblick in as a pun. :)

 

A bit on the fringe of the topic, but I heard Peter Allis commentating on the Open a few weeks back. He described one bunker as "containing just enough room for one angry man and his niblick". Genius.

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While doing some family history research the other day I came across a guy called Michael Skinib, who was a taxi driver and had served his time as a golf club maker. I thought blimey, what were the odds on a golfer having a name which is an anagram of mashie niblick, and when will I ever get the opportunity to post this on OWTB? :mmm:

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While doing some family history research the other day I came across a guy called Michael Skinib, who was a taxi driver and had served his time as a golf club maker. I thought blimey, what were the odds on a golfer having a name which is an anagram of mashie niblick, and when will I ever get the opportunity to post this on OWTB? :mmm:

 

You're yanking our chains, aren't you, Mr. Sideburns?

 

Not Farrah the first time.

 

:getmecoat:

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how about getting chickers to be his driver

 

Do you think that Lee sees us as a Rescue Club ?

 

I wonder what The Irons are making of all the fuss at Upton Park ?

 

If we get through in the Carling Cup, do you think he might make his debut at St Andrews ?

 

Or will he make his debut in Augusta ?

 

(sorry if they've been used before, and if they're not funny !!!)

 

Off topic - did you know that Jonathon Gaunt is an anagram of f***ing tosser .... I mean "A Taunting John"

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Even if he did decide to stay in the middlands, he woul dbe able to get a lift off Ricketts as he lives there.

 

His wife is still with him though, i know there were rumours of her "playing a round" behind his back, but that was just paper talk, although when he read about it one dinner time it made his drop his cheese and pickle "Sand wedge".

 

Sorry, i couldnt resist.

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...although when he read about it one dinner time it made his drop his cheese and pickle "Sand wedge".

 

The Midlands' pickle would be from Branston, Burton-on-Trent (birthplace of Craig Davies), where there is a nice golf course if you're thinking of visiting, although it's a fair way from Oldham.

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The Midlands' pickle would be from Branston, Burton-on-Trent (birthplace of Craig Davies), where there is a nice golf course if you're thinking of visiting, although it's a fair way from Oldham.

I'd like to join in this joke-a-thon, but having been out on the p1ss i'm feeling a bit in the rough so i'm bunkered.......

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