jorvik_latic Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 ...of the very deepest mirth. My contribution to this thread is, alas, at an end. I've got to go off and make the tee. A little birdie told me that all the staff will be pitching in with lifts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Hope he doesn't get a long term injury or his wages will be like an albatross round our necks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoafc Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Hope he doesn't get a long term injury or his wages will be like an albatross round our necks Nah, I don't think he's on a wedge, Lees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Blue Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 A little birdie told me that all the staff will be pitching in with lifts. So they should as well, they're all earning a wedge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 So they should as well, they're all earning a wedge! Really? I'd like a slice of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danoafc Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Really? I'd like a slice of that. Surely you'd want a 'cut' Andy, not a slice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 She as been at the club to speak and meet people so they must be still together .. Perhaps they have an Open relationship. Maybe they are swingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ackey Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Perhaps they have an Open relationship. Maybe they are swingers. Ding Ding Ding!!! I think we have a winner... first one to actually make me laugh. Well done that man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Surely you'd want a 'cut' Andy, not a slice? Dunno about that, but I'm sure that as a none-drinker Hughes always turned down a trip up the Nineteenth Hole in jail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tactically_naive Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Some of the worst comedy on record in this post. Edited August 22, 2007 by tactically_naive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Banned! Banned! Banned! You're all Banned! That's a bit rough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspiral_Carpet Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Ding Ding Ding!!! I think we have a winner... first one to actually make me laugh. Well done that man! Rubbish! The competition runs until someone genuinely gets mashie niblick in as a pun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Inspiral_Carpet Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Banned! Banned! Banned! You're all Banned! Don't you mean "Out Of Bounds" Ackey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oafc_ok Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 Some of the worst comedy on record in this post. You're right, certainly well below par. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 (edited) Rubbish! The competition runs until someone genuinely gets mashie niblick in as a pun. A bit on the fringe of the topic, but I heard Peter Allis commentating on the Open a few weeks back. He described one bunker as "containing just enough room for one angry man and his niblick". Genius. Edited August 22, 2007 by 24hoursfromtulsehill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 While doing some family history research the other day I came across a guy called Michael Skinib, who was a taxi driver and had served his time as a golf club maker. I thought blimey, what were the odds on a golfer having a name which is an anagram of mashie niblick, and when will I ever get the opportunity to post this on OWTB? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
24hoursfromtulsehill Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 While doing some family history research the other day I came across a guy called Michael Skinib, who was a taxi driver and had served his time as a golf club maker. I thought blimey, what were the odds on a golfer having a name which is an anagram of mashie niblick, and when will I ever get the opportunity to post this on OWTB? You're yanking our chains, aren't you, Mr. Sideburns? Not Farrah the first time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted August 22, 2007 Author Share Posted August 22, 2007 You're yanking our chains, aren't you, Mr. Sideburns? Not Farrah the first time. When the Brizzol BOASTers doubted me they ended up with egg on their faces, but then again they get their flange mixed up with their droop. Fore!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 What are the chances of us laying on a driver for him? how about getting chickers to be his driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toasits Posted August 22, 2007 Share Posted August 22, 2007 how about getting chickers to be his driver Do you think that Lee sees us as a Rescue Club ? I wonder what The Irons are making of all the fuss at Upton Park ? If we get through in the Carling Cup, do you think he might make his debut at St Andrews ? Or will he make his debut in Augusta ? (sorry if they've been used before, and if they're not funny !!!) Off topic - did you know that Jonathon Gaunt is an anagram of f***ing tosser .... I mean "A Taunting John" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leezyverpunk Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Hope Hughesy will be fit to face the s-eagles, sorry not on par with most of the others but please don't kick me out of your little club. Anyway going to get me din dins at the chip-shot and make a nice brew, now wears that tea caddie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leeslover Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 I was wondering, if Hughes scores 16 goals in the League plus 4 in the Cup, will we consider him a 20 goal striker? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaddy the owl Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 Even if he did decide to stay in the middlands, he woul dbe able to get a lift off Ricketts as he lives there. His wife is still with him though, i know there were rumours of her "playing a round" behind his back, but that was just paper talk, although when he read about it one dinner time it made his drop his cheese and pickle "Sand wedge". Sorry, i couldnt resist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diego_Sideburns Posted August 23, 2007 Author Share Posted August 23, 2007 ...although when he read about it one dinner time it made his drop his cheese and pickle "Sand wedge". The Midlands' pickle would be from Branston, Burton-on-Trent (birthplace of Craig Davies), where there is a nice golf course if you're thinking of visiting, although it's a fair way from Oldham. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ian in hobart Posted August 23, 2007 Share Posted August 23, 2007 The Midlands' pickle would be from Branston, Burton-on-Trent (birthplace of Craig Davies), where there is a nice golf course if you're thinking of visiting, although it's a fair way from Oldham. I'd like to join in this joke-a-thon, but having been out on the p1ss i'm feeling a bit in the rough so i'm bunkered....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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