Guest oa_exile Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 What do you call a Donkey with only two legs ? A Wonkey * * As told by young Master_Exile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boboafc Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 What do you call a Donkey with only two legs ? A Wonkey * * As told by young Master_Exile that should be more like a blackpool player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Did you hear about the gay mexicans? they wouldnt let a dago by. Paddy and murphy in space, Paddy goes for a space walk. Half an hour later Murphy hears a knock on the door, He says... "Who's That?" RACIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Paddy and Mick working in a mine, Paddy says ' It's dark down here isn't it?' Mick replies ' I don't know, I can't see.' Paddy and Mick walking down the street, Paddy falls down a manhole. Mick shouts ' Have you broken anything Patrick?' Paddy replies ' No, there's nothing down here to break.' RACIST! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footy68 Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 Racist? there is no reference to their race/colour/creed, just two names and stupidity. Do I take it you have deduced with little evidence they are Irish? Chickers you should be either a Policeman or work for the rarely wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beardy Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I do believe that Chickers is the rascist due to his immediate thought that the said people were Irish! Its a good job Chickers aint an Irish Manc, aint it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickers Posted September 28, 2007 Share Posted September 28, 2007 I do believe that Chickers is the rascist due to his immediate thought that the said people were Irish! Its a good job Chickers aint an Irish Manc, aint it? to be sure to be sure Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carrabanana Posted September 30, 2007 Author Share Posted September 30, 2007 I heard that one slightly differently .............. What's the Gestapo and oral sex got in common One slip of the tongue and you're in the sh1t!!!! This is way off topic but since you mentioned the Gestapo I thought I'd share it... I always remember my gran telling me about my Grandad, who'se Ukranian, was coming back from work once in his lime green Beetle and the police where searching all the cars. Well, grandad had just stolen a conveyor belt (no idea why) so obviously didn't want it searching. So he refuses to let them search the car and after a bit of an arguement, turns to the police and tells them 'listen, I knew men like you during the war. They wore long leather coats and we called them the Gestapo.' Needless to say, they just let my grandad drive on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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