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chelseaaaaaa beat the red scum and get Ashley Cole to shoot fergie

rotherham 3-1

off to watch "Spurs beat ac milan (no headbutts tonight )

today at work , woman (friend of the boss ) comes in to ask us to check how much her diamond is worth etc (its 8.11 ct ) it gets checked and its a zircon not worth 50p (woman thought it was worth 3million) , she almost fanted lol

watching barca v arsenal tonight not listening to latics on latics player , but we have scored a goal i see , but losing 2-1 ?

I've noticed that International Women's Day has coincidentally fallen on the same day as Pancake Day; I'm say nothing.

I'm going with a 3-0 win for the Chelsea

I saw NANI on the motorway earlier, i was a little confused though, as he was heading the wrong way!!!!

not saying tevez is ugly ,but why do they have to show him on hd tv ! almost puked

FT 0-3 WTF?

nooooooooooooooooooo 1-0 bournemouth

if you don't like led zeppelin then you have no taste in music

Do you come from Manchester?Do you have relatives in Manchester?Do you live near Manchester?If you say NO to these three questions, you are an ideal person to become a fan of Manchester United!

did anyone watch man utd vs crawley town. who was the non-league team?

almost super glued my lips together just now , now how can i get glue off my lip?

i come home from work to read this (Chief executive Alan Hardy says "The fans should be worried - I'm worried. I don't want to see the club in a situation like this, but we're faced with this situation and we've got to try and and do our best to get out of it. "The ground has not been sold, the club has not been sold. .") not good news

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de Menez.It was his naughty brother Dennis they were after.

quote from owtb Players Haven't Been Paid.Rumour on Radio Manchester, from a guy who was told by a steward from a club source...also said BP had been sold which is why we're looking to move.is it really this bad?

ht 0-0 playing much better this half think we can win it today

A Scottish woman walks into her bedroom & finds her husband simulating sex with his wellie."Hamish!" she shouts"You dirty bastard...Stop :censored:ing aboot!"

Carlos Ancelotti is leaving the Chelsea training ground when two girls approach him. The 1st girl lifts her top and says "Carlos,will u sign these?" Ancelotti shrugs and signs her tits. The 2nd girl pulls down her knickers and says "Carlos,will u sign this?" Ancelotti shakes his head and says ":censored: off, the last time I signed a :censored: it cost me £50million!!

All of us have a thousand wishes, to b thinner, have more money, a new phone.A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancers butt. i know that 97%of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who has died, or is FIGHTING cancer, post this for at least one hour

Just getting ready for the Man United Vs Marseille game.The wife said, "I know you're a oldham an but you are English. Don't you think you should be patriotic and support the English team in Europe?"I just gave a Gallic shrug, adjusted my beret and lit up another Gitanes, before settling down onto the Chaise Longue I've hired for the evening.

According to BBC news the New Zealand rugby team will be renaming themselves "The All Black and Blues"

full time 0-0 good away point