oh come on guys, it's got to be...
(to the tune of Scaffold's Lily the Pink)...
WE---'LL DRINK, AND DRINK, AND DRINK
TO LATICS THE PINK, THE PINK, THE PINK
WE ARE THE SAVIOURS OF THE HUMAN RACE
COZ WE INVENTED
MAGNIFICENT FOOTBALL
WE ARE THE OLDHAM, WE'RE FLIPPIN' ACE
It's not bad though don't think the "flippin" will last long.