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Oh yes. Very charming, he is.

Oh yes. I think when we come down in December I'm going to get Abbott's name written on the back instead of Worthington. Maybe it's because I've been conditioned by Zorrro's message board signature....who knows...

Oh, was that a joke? I never get anything around here...

It's Zorrro! Oh, my day just got better.

I will gladly join! I think Abbott's my new favorite player.

Who do you think is our best striker? Just wondering...

I loved the Tinkers, whoever they were. I am very afraid of this test. If I had a dollar for every Neuro tract I knew for this exam, I would have a dollar.

If we fail our tests tomorrow, my only goal in life may be to get in the Oldham Chronicle.

Oh my god, it actually hurts to keep my eyes open for more than 5 minutes... Naked videos for halloween are fun!

I love how when we're awake at 3 AM studying and feel like we're the only ones in the world still awake, everyone in Oldham is starting their day. Ahhhhh...less than 24 hours before Round 1 exams.

Speaking of being amazing: Guess what November 5th is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My love's birthday!!!!!!!!! Amber is becoming a woman!!!! So she needs all you sexy OWTB bunch to do a lap dance like the one the Latics boys did this morning!!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Oh my, the Latics boys are so excited for Brighton, they decided they would dance Chippendale style for you! The Latics dance Chippendale P.S. Alan Hardy, you are on fire!

What? No heartbeats in the leg?

Wow, he really did read it all In other news, last night's football injury conspiracy theories prompted a video: Our Football Conspiracy Theories Hi, Amber! I'm not studying either.....I'm going to the dining table. See you soon!

Oh wow, we would fail that class.

If you look at the Latics poster (which you can buy for a pound at the shop!) -- the 4 seated in the front row, to the right side, are all currently injured. How........interesting.

We really like that idea. We've been talking conspiracy theories all night.

I'm excited

Party in my pants! That's the U.S. way. Amber will bake an apple pie.

Hahahahaha....that'll secure enough drama for the return video. Maybe someone should invite Jerry Springer.

She's invited!

Oh god, if he shows up I might have to kick him in the other leg.

Hahaha, I love you dearly for this post, rudemedic. They teach us what happens when things "break," but not what footballers in Oldham do while they are "injured." And hey, I never said anyone was "faking"...as a medical student, it's just in my nature to be a bit "critical" Do injured players get paid while injured? Seems like Oldham would be paying a lot of players who aren't...playing... And while we're on the topic, would it be absolutely terrible to ask how much these players make? Or is that too taboo? I figure if we're talking about kiwis having sex then...