Sexy Football

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I could use some grapes love to be honest!

What? You think Les Parry will be there at the end of the season do you? I heard a rumour that the club we're planning on replacing him with a ball boy depending on the first three or four results. Well, one down, three to go...

Thanks mate, I'm already in talks with my agent to host the TRFC player of the year AND fan of the year awards, so watch this space...

Yeah I have a talent for that kind of thing, if you send me £3000 now I'll give you Saturdays Lotto numbers mate... I forgot I'd signed up to be honest, signed up again today and maybe I'll start using it now there's a football season to talk about.

Howdo people. I'm the gobby "Oasis haircut" who singled himself out for a kicking after the match! Thought I was going to get it after I heard shouts of "There he is!" and five heads suddenly disappear from over the pub wall. Thankfully they couldn't figure out how to get out of the pub, so I made it home unscathed. First time on here, signed up cos I was told I was famous! is that you Tom lad?