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Ok, I may not be one of the guys, but Im sure I can meet all the criteria given half the chance! Never let it be said that I have become a southern softie xx

Your welcome was very much appreciated! Being that close to BP will have that effect on you, they used to have a block just to treat that !!

Im sure that there are. Dont forget the shower!

Im sure they will get used to it given time. If not, they can content themselves with looking at the short short wearers!

More than happy to buy the first round, but can I settle for tipsy rather than drunk please? I've been down here for 9 years now, but havent turned into a soft southern jessie and never will. And just how short are the short shorts??

With the board in general? And yes I can, but probably not at the same rate as you lot!

Even if it is predominantly male, does that mean that I can't join in?

Just read on the football-rumours.com that Glenn Roeder is to be announced as new manager on a 1 year contract. Any opinions on that?

I am happy to confirm that it is a very cute female arse. Does that make any difference?

I can see this is going to be fun! And actually, my arse is rather cute I will have you know.

I live just outside of Maidstone, Kent now but originally from Royton. Are the tablets standard issue for all then?!

Hello, I've just joined today, so please be gentle with me! Lovely to know there are so many fellow Latics supporters down here.