MrTick

Did anyone else catch the Chelsea fans singing "Who's the w****r in the wig" after Rooney's loverly missed pen ?

priceless

Sorry tried to find a link.....no joy

Can't see Luongo being picked for game 5 TBH

Ministry of Defence.

RAF Tornado's abort bombing mission due to innocent civilians in the area.

US Air force.

Bombing mission completed...Business as usual.

I'll let it all out in support of the team today and help raise the roof off the South Stand at the Gayfarm!!!

 

That's what I'm doing anyway

A foghorn? Or a huge erection?

Deary me, if this maudlin rubbish starts to spread we really might as well pull the plug now.

 

Be loud and proud and fight for your team, who knows what's going to happen.

 

Always hated violin music anyway.

 

Woof.

Maudlin - fine word - and perfect for this thread - must use it more often

Before emigrating 6 years ago, I lived in Springhead all my life and I went to Latics home and away for 20 years - many great memories In 2004 my Canadian wife (a florist) was held up at gunpoint at Cullens by a druggy - and that was it - she said :censored: this Oldham :censored: - we're off. And so I find myself living in comparative bliss in western Canada.

Anyway...in March 2009 my Dad died suddenly and I came home for 10 days for the first time since leaving. Firstly, I couldn't believe how much Oldham had changed in general.....degeneration...a lot of my favourite 'hanuts' boarded up. Secondly, as Latics were playing at home the weekend I was there.....I thought I'd make the most of it.

As I sat down in the Chaddy, the sight of no Lookers stand ripped the heart out of me immediately. Together with the dross football on offer (thanks Mr Penney) and falling crowds and total lack of atmos.....I knew then for sure....

I wasn't here just for my Dad's funeral it was soon to be Latics too

As it stands in 'them above'........

3 Swansea

4 Nott'm Forest

5 Cardiff

6 Leeds

Thats some scary fixtures

I'm getting a bit of a semi-on about this season

Depressing stat for you. We've dropped 22 points from winning positions this season.

 

We'd be 16 points clear at the top had we held on to each of those leads.

Now that is a depressing thought....but if my Auntie had balls.......gutted about today but onwards and upwards

I love your optimism but we are not getting promoted! At best I think we will sneak into the play-offs and choke as per usual!

As per usual?

Out of boredom I was just flicking through the channels and ended up watching Aussie Open Tennis.....2 young chicks...Benesova v Zvonareva......and the [female] commentator said "The best thing about Zvonareva is that she can go down on herself".

I think I may watch the rest of this one

Sorry, anyone that would rather go anywhere other than Amsterdam anytime is wrong.

 

Best place in the world.

By a country mile

It's the Aussie obsession with shortening everything and anything. As i drive into work in the mornings, the traffic reports always refer to accidents where there's an 'Ambo' (Ambulance) on it's way....documentaries on TV are referred to as Doco's by presenters.....even McDonalds advertise on TV as Macca's. The Aussie rules season is populated with even more of it. TV and Radio will reel off "tonight it's the Doggies (Western Bulldogs) against the Pies (Collingwood.....nickname the magpies, shortened to pies) at the G"

 

A whole new language over here!

Ah ok - thanks

I'll stick with my original synopsis

Now I may have been away from Blighty for 5 years now.......but when the hell did they start calling The MCG "The G"?

It's like saying are we away next week or at "The P"

Wankers

He's a fast earning premature prick

Will players of this ilk in future be known as a FEPP?

I usually stayed at the Hotel Damrak.....which is obviously on the Damrak..the main thoroughfare from Central Station. Affordable and clean and close enough to find at 2 in the morning :censored: faced

Regarding flights...I always made the effort to drive to scouseland and fly Easyjet...cheapest by a country mile.

Cheers and enjoy and have one for me.....miss the place....been away far too long

Is it just me or is Sam Allardyce and complete and utter twit .......most over-rated manager ever in the prem......manage Real Madrid???? My arse!

Go and choke on your gum

448-5.....lookin like an innings defeat to me

Any excuse to post that clip of Duncan Ferguson throwing that little tosser Ince to the floor

i'm sure we'll all get bored of it eventually, but not just yet....

 

I remember Jamie Carragher trying to run off a broken leg. His phone call to TalkSport, inviting Adrian Durham to come to Anfield and call him a bottler to his face, was pretty funny. Mind you his dad's harder than any footballer. Jamie Carragher's dad, that is. I've no idea how hard Adrian Durham's dad is.

Forgot about that clip......pure class....cheers

the peterborough fans on 606 think that we were dirty cheats who tried to get all their players sent off after we went 2-0 up. say we play like dickov did and deserved to lose.

 

and also that their manager is a god at half time team talks, their players are premiership class and they will stay top of the league for the rest of the season

wankers

1) TV commercials (or is it adverts?) that quote 'If you phone in the next 2 minutes blah blah' are Americans really so dumb? Yes they are

2) People that have mega-trucks so big to compensate for their small penis and then need 4 parking stalls to accomodate them

3) Walmart

4) Yanks

Canada FTW