MrTick

Did anyone else catch the Chelsea fans singing "Who's the w****r in the wig" after Rooney's loverly missed pen ? priceless Sorry tried to find a link.....no joy

Can't see Luongo being picked for game 5 TBH

Ministry of Defence. RAF Tornado's abort bombing mission due to innocent civilians in the area. US Air force. Bombing mission completed...Business as usual.

A foghorn? Or a huge erection?

Maudlin - fine word - and perfect for this thread - must use it more often

Before emigrating 6 years ago, I lived in Springhead all my life and I went to Latics home and away for 20 years - many great memories In 2004 my Canadian wife (a florist) was held up at gunpoint at Cullens by a druggy - and that was it - she said :censored: this Oldham :censored: - we're off. And so I find myself living in comparative bliss in western Canada. Anyway...in March 2009 my Dad died suddenly and I came home for 10 days for the first time since leaving. Firstly, I couldn't believe how much Oldham had changed in general.....degeneration...a lot of my favourite 'hanuts' boarded up. Secondly, as Latics were playing at home the weekend I was there.....I thought I'd make the most of it. As I sat down in the Chaddy, the sight of no Lookers stand ripped the heart out of me immediately. Together with the dross football on offer (thanks Mr Penney) and falling crowds and total lack of atmos.....I knew then for sure.... I wasn't here just for my Dad's funeral it was soon to be Latics too

As it stands in 'them above'........ 3 Swansea 4 Nott'm Forest 5 Cardiff 6 Leeds Thats some scary fixtures

I'm getting a bit of a semi-on about this season

Now that is a depressing thought....but if my Auntie had balls.......gutted about today but onwards and upwards

As per usual?

Out of boredom I was just flicking through the channels and ended up watching Aussie Open Tennis.....2 young chicks...Benesova v Zvonareva......and the [female] commentator said "The best thing about Zvonareva is that she can go down on herself". I think I may watch the rest of this one

By a country mile

Ah ok - thanks I'll stick with my original synopsis

Now I may have been away from Blighty for 5 years now.......but when the hell did they start calling The MCG "The G"? It's like saying are we away next week or at "The P" Wankers

He's a fast earning premature prick Will players of this ilk in future be known as a FEPP?

I usually stayed at the Hotel Damrak.....which is obviously on the Damrak..the main thoroughfare from Central Station. Affordable and clean and close enough to find at 2 in the morning :censored: faced Regarding flights...I always made the effort to drive to scouseland and fly Easyjet...cheapest by a country mile. Cheers and enjoy and have one for me.....miss the place....been away far too long

Is it just me or is Sam Allardyce and complete and utter twit .......most over-rated manager ever in the prem......manage Real Madrid???? My arse! Go and choke on your gum

448-5.....lookin like an innings defeat to me

Forgot about that clip......pure class....cheers

wankers

1) TV commercials (or is it adverts?) that quote 'If you phone in the next 2 minutes blah blah' are Americans really so dumb? Yes they are 2) People that have mega-trucks so big to compensate for their small penis and then need 4 parking stalls to accomodate them 3) Walmart 4) Yanks Canada FTW